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The Most Primitive in Almighty Presidents

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Almighty Presidents is ranked 9,155^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Almighty Bonaparte	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“If you want something done well, do it yourself.”
2.	The Matriarchy of Almighty Kamala	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”
3.	The Jingoistic States of Almighty Roosevelt	Moralistic Democracy	“Speak softly and carry a big stick!”
4.	The Republic of Mighty Hamilton	Left-Leaning College State	“This land is where everyone can make a difference.”
5.	The Republic of Almighty New Halo	New York Times Democracy	“Yes king...”
6.	The Queendom of Kamala Almighty	New York Times Democracy	“Biden is old”
7.	The Democratic States of Almighty Other Roosevelt	Psychotic Dictatorship	“I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people!”
8.	The Commonwealth of Almighty Jackson	Right-wing Utopia	“Desperate Courage Makes one a Majority”
9.	The United States of Greater North-America	Iron Fist Consumerists	“E pluribus unum.”
10.	The Democratic Republic of Almighty Jefferson	Corporate Bordello	“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”

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