The Safest in Almighty Presidents
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Almighty Presidents is ranked 13,240th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bidenocracy of Almighty Biden | Democratic Socialists | “Sometimes I wake up and feel like being meme to people.” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Almighty Bureaucracy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Fill that in triplicate, please.” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Almighty Hillary Clinton | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pokémon GO TO THE POLLS” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Almighty Washington | Free-Market Paradise | “Confound it I didn't chop down that tree, you moron!” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Greater North-America | Iron Fist Consumerists | “E pluribus unum.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Almighty de Gaulle | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Liberté! Egalité! Fraternité! Exterminaté!” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of Almighty Other Roosevelt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people!” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Almighty Kamala | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Almighty Lincoln | Moralistic Democracy | “4 Score and 7 Years Ago” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Kamala Almighty | New York Times Democracy | “Biden is old” |
