The Most Primitive in Almighty Presidents
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Almighty Presidents is ranked 8,460th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Commonwealth of Almighty Jackson | Right-wing Utopia | “Desperate Courage Makes one a Majority” | |
| 12. |  The United States of Greater North-America | Iron Fist Consumerists | “E pluribus unum.” | |
| 13. |  The Democratic Republic of Almighty Jefferson | Corporate Bordello | “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” | |
| 14. |  The Federal Republic of Almighty Washington | Free-Market Paradise | “Confound it I didn't chop down that tree, you moron!” | |
| 15. |  The Rogue Nation of Almighty Bureaucracy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Fill that in triplicate, please.” | |
| 16. |  The Satirical Republic of Union of States of America | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Deo Speramus” | |
| 17. |  The Republic of Almighty de Gaulle | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Liberté! Egalité! Fraternité! Exterminaté!” | |
| 18. |  The Bidenocracy of Almighty Biden | Democratic Socialists | “Sometimes I wake up and feel like being meme to people.” | |
| 19. |  The United States of Almighty Hillary Clinton | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pokémon GO TO THE POLLS” | |
| 20. |  The Democratic Republic of Almighty Lincoln | Moralistic Democracy | “4 Score and 7 Years Ago” |
