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The Most Rebellious Youth in Abuja

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Saola	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Our Community”
2.	The State of Onicaxinal	Anarchy	“Day or Night”
3.	The State of Zuma Mountain	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”
4.	The State of Astrid Albert	Anarchy	“Home”
5.	The State of Kasbafield	Anarchy	“RIP”
6.	The District of Kirkwall Orcas	Conservative Democracy	“Crown region”
7.	The State of Grid North	New York Times Democracy	“All Points North”
8.	The State of GBI	Anarchy	“Grand Banks Islands”
9.	The Hive of Suen	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Live for the Swarm”