The Most Rebellious Youth in Absurdistan
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kozáctví of Czechostan | Left-wing Utopia | “Philosophers are acquainted with many things indeed” | |
| 2. |  The Paraíso of Mexitropolis | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Have a nice time!” |
