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After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic States of 238462 | Left-wing Utopia | “Pacifism is critical” | |
| 2. | The Matriarchy of 5358 | Left-wing Utopia | “383279” | |
| 3. | The Free Land of 6433 | Left-wing Utopia | “Easy as one two three” | |
| 4. | The Republic of 1971 | Iron Fist Socialists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. | The Colony of 9793 | Left-Leaning College State | “A wise man once said nothing.” | |
| 6. | The Republic of 2884 | Capitalizt | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of 3141 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 8. | The Empire of 6939937 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 9. | The Rogue Nation of 5926 | Father Knows Best State | “From Many, One” | |
| 10. | The United States of 5105 | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” |
