The Fattest Citizens in 1980s America
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, 1980s America is ranked 21,204th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Magnificence of Atomic Blondie | Left-Leaning College State | “Tonight, make it magnificent!” | |
2. | The Protectorate of Eternia Octovia | Left-wing Utopia | “By the Power of Grayskull!” | |
3. | The Synthesizers of Eighties Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Are The World” | |
4. | The Star Trek TOS Movie Enjoyer of Eripolis | New York Times Democracy | “I don't believe in the no-win scenario.” |