by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in 1980s America

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, 1980s America is ranked 21,204th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Magnificence of Atomic BlondieLeft-Leaning College State“Tonight, make it magnificent!”
2.The Protectorate of Eternia OctoviaLeft-wing Utopia“By the Power of Grayskull!”
3.The Synthesizers of Eighties RepublicCivil Rights Lovefest“We Are The World”
4.The Star Trek TOS Movie Enjoyer of EripolisNew York Times Democracy“I don't believe in the no-win scenario.”