The Rudest Citizens in Union of Nationalists
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Super Directorate of Canarsus | 385th | 584.22 | ||
| 2. |  The Nationalist Republic of Ruskuolia | 1,487th | 330.92 | ||
| 3. |  The Cultured Imperial Utopia of True Chinese Federation | 5,790th | 149.02 | ||
| 4. |  The Divine Empire of Orlannn | 7,870th | 125.86 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Zorpo | 12,010th | 110.56 | ||
| 6. |  The Chungkuo of The Kuomintang | 46,265th | 83.88 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Antoska | 48,540th | 81.48 | ||
| 8. |  The Social Nationalist State of Walterslandia | 50,926th | 79.23 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of NS Greater Taiwan China | 54,502nd | 76.67 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of New Govus Khlamon | 62,006th | 71.88 | ||
