The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,251st in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | 22nd | 607.82 | ||
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | 31st | 568.61 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | 95th | 454.33 | ||
| 4. |  The Free Land of Privatore | 150th | 408.62 | ||
| 5. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | 171st | 400.83 | ||
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | 200th | 388.62 | ||
| 7. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | 230th | 376.26 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of Cypheri | 256th | 365.22 | ||
| 9. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | 279th | 357.95 | ||
| 10. |  The Dazzling Winter Beauty of Land Without Shrimp | 338th | 340.5 | ||
