The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 12,953rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | 52nd | 99.17 | ||
| 2. |  The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth | 96th | 99.04 | ||
| 3. |  The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN | 144th | 97.63 | ||
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | 149th | 97.54 | ||
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Yellington | 265th | 93.08 | ||
| 6. |  The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive | 403rd | 87.79 | ||
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath | 510th | 82.82 | ||
| 8. |  The Endless Flight of Nullity | 628th | 77.35 | ||
| 9. |  The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al Mutwakkil | 666th | 75.76 | ||
| 10. |  The CookiEvee of CaveDweller | 754th | 73.21 | ||
