The Most Primitive in The Atheist Empire
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | |||
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1. | The Rather Unusual Madhouse of Barbarian Europe | 281.66 | |||
2. | The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia | 2,113th | 180.3 | ||
3. | The Most Serene Republic of Faithless | 10 | |||
4. | The Second Chance of RU-486 | 11,088th | -63.64 | ||
5. | The Land of Precious Metals and of Silverbugs | -133.34 | |||
6. | The Island of Haleistin | -166.16 | |||
7. | The Oppressed Peoples of Slimweener | -304.51 | |||
8. | The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp | -335.48 | |||
9. | The Consumerist Zombie Horde of Gargolia | -470.78 | |||
10. | The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists | -499.9 |