The Rudest Citizens in Tasmania
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Sir Barkalot | 8,995th | 118.31 | ||
| 2. |  The Queendom of Kazan City | 12,987th | 108.63 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Porthose | 44,139th | 85.14 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Risdon Cove | 53,159th | 77.54 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Ubertas et Fidelitas | 96,867th | 57.19 | ||
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Tasman Province | 114,563rd | 51.28 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Misligholdelse | 120,280th | 49.93 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Kenneally | 254,908th | 20.25 | ||
