The Fattest Citizens in Grand Coalition Control Room
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Grand Coalition Control Room is ranked 12,291st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The foudre | 6,632nd | 24.05 | ||
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Japanese Bomb Squad | 100,511th | 11.63 | ||
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Grand Coalition Senior Officer | 217,199th | 9.46 | ||
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Svenish Millitary command | 219,406th | 9.43 | ||
| 5. |  The Colony of Simeone | 311,289th | 6.39 | ||
| 6. |  The Empire of Fatimya | 330,129th | 4.81 | ||
