The Nudest in Europe
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Europe is ranked 7,741st in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia | 46th | 1,220 | ||
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of South St Maarten | 71st | 1,219.25 | ||
| 3. |  The Federation of The United Liberiatas | 154th | 1,218.25 | ||
| 4. |  The Nation of Congressional Kingdom of Poland | 178th | 1,218 | ||
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Young Peoples Young Republican Republic | 855th | 1,213.75 | ||
| 6. |  The Colony of Verruckterra | 858th | 1,213.75 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Turkenia | 938th | 1,213.25 | ||
| 8. |  The Constitutional monarchy of Kingdom of Eldovia | 995th | 1,213 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Uckraine | 1,743rd | 1,210.5 | ||
| 10. |  The Orange Coinonwealth of Convilla | 2,147th | 1,209.5 | ||
