The Fattest Citizens in Dixie
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Dixie is ranked 8,283rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Confederate State of Dixie Florida | 2,401st | 40.58 | ||
2. | The Anarcho-Capitalist Freehold of Confederate Mississippi | 8,930th | 18.99 | ||
3. | The Republic of Ziggeria | 38,617th | 14.72 | ||
4. | The Confederacy of Pilltania | 47,986th | 14.02 | ||
5. | The Oppressed Peoples of The Bonnie Blue | 48,126th | 14.01 | ||
6. | The Republic of Hampton | 56,165th | 13.45 | ||
7. | The Republic of Barclay | 59,712th | 13.22 | ||
8. | The People's Oligarchy of Confederata | 62,450th | 13.05 | ||
9. | The Prefecture of Tsuikai | 65,203rd | 12.89 | ||
10. | The Confederacy of Featherston | 65,932nd | 12.85 |