The Fattest Citizens in Craftys America
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Craftys America is ranked 13,451st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Schutzengraben | 49,378th | 14.18 | ||
| 2. |  The Empire of The red alaska | 130,645th | 10.53 | ||
| 3. |  The Allied States of South American Bananas | 188,748th | 9.73 | ||
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Papal States of America | 262,001st | 8.32 | ||
