The Fattest Citizens in Concordat of Phoenix
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Provisional Government of Northrop-Grumman | 35.73 | |||
2. | The Commonwealth of The Castle of the Winds | 13.91 | |||
3. | The Empire of Oyada | 11.8 | |||
4. | The Authoritarian Father of Good Children | 9.97 |