The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Ankh Morpork
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
 | Nation | World | Orwell Orderliness Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Multitude of Christs | 109,774th | 1,885.09 | ||
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Duckslandia | 122,918th | 1,639.47 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Mr Nutt | 136,216th | 1,460.8 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Swalep Covu | 137,159th | 1,449.94 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Rincewind | 148,344th | 1,348.27 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of Taiko no Tatsujin 19 | 203,645th | 966.86 | ||
