The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | 99.53 | ||
| 2. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | 99.51 | ||
| 3. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | 99.48 | ||
| 4. |  The Reaper of Lord Dominator | 99.47 | ||
| 5. |  The Hellhole of Fudgedup | 99.44 | ||
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | 99.43 | ||
| 7. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | 99.43 | ||
| 8. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | 99.41 | ||
| 9. |  The Empire of Veremur | 99.41 | ||
| 10. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | 99.4 | ||
