The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | 5,424.26 | ||
| 2. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | 4,879.86 | ||
| 3. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | 4,467 | ||
| 4. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | 4,429.73 | ||
| 5. |  The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | 4,065.35 | ||
| 6. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | 3,378.79 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Frownin | 3,364.54 | ||
| 8. |  The United States of Midlands | 3,126.2 | ||
| 9. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | 3,115.02 | ||
| 10. |  The Iron Mall of Dragyn | 2,961.33 | ||
