The Most Primitive in Almighty Presidents
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Almighty Presidents is ranked 8,782nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Almighty Bonaparte | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If you want something done well, do it yourself.” | |
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of Almighty Kamala | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Almighty New Halo | New York Times Democracy | “Yes king...” | |
| 4. |  The Jingoistic States of Almighty Roosevelt | Moralistic Democracy | “Speak softly and carry a big stick!” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Kamala Almighty | New York Times Democracy | “Biden is old” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Mighty Hamilton | Left-Leaning College State | “This land is where everyone can make a difference.” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Justin Trudeau Almighty | Left-Leaning College State | “Down with the Conservatives and Bloc Québécois” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Hillary Clinton Almighty | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Antartica Forever!” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic States of Almighty Other Roosevelt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people!” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Comrade Leader Trump | Iron Fist Consumerists | “America will always be a socialist country.” |
