The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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315,521. | The Commonwealth of Olym | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Invigorate The Economy!” | |
315,522. | The Regional Park of Cowles Mountain | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cowles Mountain” | |
315,523. | The Theocracy of The Walrus Cult | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mind the pointy end!” | |
315,524. | The Federation of New Keldros | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For The Empire” | |
315,525. | The People's Republic of South Leninstan | Democratic Socialists | “Literacy is the road to communism” | |
315,526. | The National Republic of Bowmanium Commonwealth | Authoritarian Democracy | “Glorious Bowmanium” | |
315,527. | The Fiefdom of Symbicort | Authoritarian Democracy | “Symbicort contains Formoterol” | |
315,528. | The Democratic Republic of Exposerstan | Left-wing Utopia | “Find what you like and let it kill you” | |
315,529. | The Republic of Neo Britanic Republic | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Et Facti Sumus, Itur ad perfectum.” | |
315,530. | The Plurinational State of Araoca | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Un pueblo, una nación, con soberanía y dignidad” |