The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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315,511. | The East of Eastern | Moralistic Democracy | “We look to the East!” | |
315,512. | The Peace of Carolineke | Iron Fist Consumerists | “eendracht maakt macht; l'union fait la force” | |
315,513. | The Borderlands of Veless | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Loyalties come and loyalties go” | |
315,514. | The Terrestrial Union of Hungarian States | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Ad Astra!” | |
315,515. | The Assemblage of Hominini | Tyranny by Majority | “Homi” | |
315,516. | The Community of Okapiville | Democratic Socialists | “Sometimes a short neck will do” | |
315,517. | The Many Paths of Hisao Nakai | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I am the master of romance” | |
315,518. | The Protectorate of Spanish Micronesia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “🌞 A Solis Ortu Usque ad Occasum 🌚” | |
315,519. | The Dominion of The-Wired | Authoritarian Democracy | “The Future is Wired!” | |
315,520. | The Kingdom of Mount Hourai | New York Times Democracy | “Eternally in an Instance” |