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The Fattest Citizens in Craftys America

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Craftys America is ranked 13,451^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Schutzengraben	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Für den Krieg, für den König”
2.	The Empire of The red alaska	Moralistic Democracy	“QUOD OBSTAT VIAE FIT VIA”
3.	The Allied States of South American Bananas	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We think of the mind, we think like none other.”
4.	The Most Serene Republic of Papal States of America	Tyranny by Majority	“Miserando atque eligendo”