The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
| 2. |  The BS Detector of October Surprise | Psychotic Dictatorship | “SURPRISE!” | |
| 3. |  The Self-Indulgent Narcissism of George Wickham | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In Search of Money” | |
| 4. |  The Constant Burning of UrinaryTractInfection | Psychotic Dictatorship | “It burns.” | |
| 5. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Umberhulk | Psychotic Dictatorship | “KILL!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Hyosung | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Secret” | |
| 8. |  The Weirding ways of Shadow and Rage | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We move in mysterious ways.” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Eindhoven | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Eindhoven de Gekste” | |
| 10. |  The Mind Fields of -River Tam- | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No power in the 'Verse can stop me” |
