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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in THE REGION OF THE LOST BACTERIA

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, THE REGION OF THE LOST BACTERIA is ranked 2,188^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Militarized Theocratic Lands of No gubment	Corporate Police State	“No gubment…”
2.	The Semi democracy of Salamander goat	Corrupt Dictatorship	“read my Factbooks before judging”
3.	The Theocracy of Venairi	Father Knows Best State	“Light as a Feather, stiff as a board”
4.	The People's Republic of Acornis	Moralistic Democracy	“Democracy at its finest”
5.	The Kingdom of Enerance	Psychotic Dictatorship	“When the Moon Rises, the Sun Falls”
6.	The United States of Arneria-Irpa	Left-wing Utopia	“The dusk hath split in twain the gilded summer moon”
7.	The Advanced Presidentarchy of Iujhj	Democratic Socialists	“For the good of all, not some.”