The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,087th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For greener future” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Privatore | Democratic Socialists | “Desperate, but not helpless.” | |
| 5. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | Left-wing Utopia | “We're not Việt Cộng” | |
| 7. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 10. |  The Dazzling Winter Beauty of Land Without Shrimp | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's dance, my love. Let's dance.” |
