The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Europe
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of -A Kkorea- | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of -Supev- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Epic Country” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of -Zaxon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Together we thrive” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of 187 Minutes | Democratic Socialists | “Let It Burn” | |
| 5. |  The United States of 1979 Pontiac trans am firebird | New York Times Democracy | “...in honor of my uncles firebird...” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of 1986 Buick regal grand national | Democratic Socialists | “The 86 Buick gn out ran corvettes in the 80s...” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of 1987 C4 Chevy corvette | New York Times Democracy | “...I out ran porsche's in the 80s...” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of 2001 Toyota tundra SR5 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In honor of my real life truck...” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of 2024 Ford mustang dark horse | New York Times Democracy | “Shut the flip up” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of 2024 Lamborghini Aventador SVJ | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Expect the Unexpected” |
