by Max Barry

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1,043SCORE 11NATIONS 0NUKES 0SHIELD 0SHIELDBANK 0PRODUCTION 0TARGETS 0LAUNCHES 947INTERCEPTS 5,183STRIKES 0TARGETED 0INCOMING 1,100RADIATION

DescriptionAre you kidding me? 56 on 10? At least I had the decency to target factions that were a similar size to my own. Morbidly obese basement dwellers. Your moms probably have to give you sponge baths.

To hell with your cowardly turtle strategy too. What are you waiting for? Just end it!

"Hurr durr! Look at us! We're the Nova Arctic Republic! We like to gang up on factions we outnumber 5 to 1 and wear them down very slowly to be as annoying as possible! We'll give you 99% radiation and just leave you like that! We're all 12 years old and drink nothing but Mountain Dew! Now where did I leave that foam sword!?"

JUST LAUNCH THEM ALREADY!


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