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Soltena wrote:I would like to buy some.

There's no copyright attached to Konvoline, so basically any nation can create it. Results may vary depending on who makes it, just like gas, diesel, Bioline, etc.

If you want to purchase high quality Konvoline from the original creators, KonvoCo is your best bet.

The Osstan Ünen

With tensions cooled off for now, in the Grand/Ulutorian Ocean, Grand Osstan naval ships have returned to the docks for repairs. On the other hand, cruise ships have steamed out of Grand Ossta across the southern Grand/Ulutorian Ocean. With pictures of the landscapes of the southern ocean being aired on national TV, the citizernery fell in love with the jungles. So, Grand Osstan cruise ships filled to the brim with tourists have flooded the Grand/Ulutorian Ocean.

There are worries about the safety of the tourists, so the military has dispatched soldiers on every cruise ship to provide the tourists with a peace of mind.

Ulutor

"The 2060 GASCAR season is over. And one legend has claimed the World Cup as his own. But who is this legend? Why was the Streampic 400 at North Nebraska trending worldwide on social media? And why was Huick sent a 'something special' by GASCAR? Find out tonight on KIT."

KIT 4th Edition

by Alaback

KIT Network

The Legacy Continues

KIT Special Edition

The 2060 GASCAR season is over. And one legend has claimed the World Cup as his own. But who is this legend? Why was the Streampic 400 at North Nebraska trending worldwide on social media? And why was Huick sent a "something special" by GASCAR?

Bach Claims His Third Championship
You heard that right- Alex Bach has claimed his third championship this year, breaking the tie he had with Christof Hanhen. Bach also beat his previous record his previous record of winning three races in a row- by winning four races in a row this season.


Bach narrowly avoiding an out of control Hanhen at the Palm Mile Motor Speedway

Brightwater also debuted their new products on Bach's car, with the classic "Bach Blue" car being replaced on certain races by the Simekstone Pizza and Teacup Lemonade. This signal's Brightwater's near mythical success as a company as a result of their partnership with Bach. And Bach has certainly felt that success, as his sponsorship money from Brightwater has went up from $11 million to $17.5 million in just one year. Of course, most of that money goes towards funding his race team, but even then, Bach is bringing home seven figures.

Bach has also been busy off of the track. But here, bad news and good news hit.

Bach Racing, a powerhouse of an organization that fielded three top-tier drivers in 2058, has been on a slow decline since. Bach fired one of his drivers, Freddy Bierwirth, after the 2058 season for poor performance, and decided not to replace him and instead just run two cars. This year, Caroline Eisner, the second driver for Bach Racing, announced she would be leaving Bach Racing for Ahle Racing. Eisner suffered from poor performance, as most of the team's best parts, mechanics, and money went to Bach. But will Bach replace Eisner? Find out under the "The Miracle Under The Stars" tab.

Bach's Eye Condition Sparks A Discussion
The second bad news hit Bach towards the middle of the season. For those that don't know, Bach suffers from an eye condition- a disorder. It is called the "Hisen-Tolter Disorder"- it isn't serious, but it is somewhat common in Alaback, with 18 percent of the population having it. Hisen-Tolter Disorder affects the "quality" of the eye; those who have the condition cannot see as clear as their peers. It is like the difference between a 360p resolution and a 480p resolution on a video: tiny. The condition also makes the person slightly near sighted. Not that serious; but a weird side effect is that the person's iris color is red.

Bach nevertheless felt his performance was suffering as a result of the disorder, so opted to get reading glasses, and to have his helmet's visor specialty made to have the lends of the glasses replicated. This sparked a discussion about the legality of such a helmet; some thought that the helmet would give Bach an unfair advantage by allowing him to "see better" then the average racer. Bach's ophthalmologist, however, said that the lends would bring Bach's eyesight up to the average racer, not beyond it.

Because of this, GASCAR's Surgeon General will monitor Bach's helmet for any "unfair and noncompetitive modifications"- allowing for the lends to be replicated but nothing more.

The Miracle Under The Stars
Lagan Parkle, the only racer from Skahyahn, has ran had a mediocre career so far. Top 10 finishes are the norm, but the top 5 is always out of reach for Parkle. And so, being a nationally funded team, Skahyahn opted to replace Parkle with another driver. This news devastated Parkle and GASCAR as a whole, as he is well liked by the fans for his kind and considerate personality.

The news broke right after the Firecracker 400, with the next race being at North Nebraska. With the contracts already signed, Parkle's GASCAR career was to end after the season. But Parkle was not going out easy. He qualified second right behind Bach. Parkle passed Bach coming into the first turn, and held a dominate lead and he and Bach battled for the lead. After the last round of pit stops, Parkle was in first and Bach second, Bach told his crew chief, "You know, this might be the first race Parkle's going to win." Soon after, Bach let Parkle speed ahead, and Bach began blocking the other cars trying to get ahead.


Parkle and Bach coming out of turn 4 at the Pine Tree Speedway.

In one of the most cathartic victories in GASCAR history, Parkle won the race. Despite this, the contracts were already signed and Parkle will be replaced by another driver next year. But it may not be over for Parkle though, as rumors are floating around that Bach is in talks with Parkle to replace Eisner for the 2061 season. Bach and Parkle have declined an interview over the subject, so we'll have to wait and see.

GASCAR's Biggest Bachelor Gives Up That Title
When you think of words to describe a race car driver, bachelor would probably not be one of them. Stereotypical displayed as living a "life of luxury", that is anything from the true. Racers, especially those in GASCAR, have very little time for, well, anything. Family always comes second, and it isn't unheard of for a driver to retire to spend more time with their family. The life of a GASCAR driver leaves little room for anything other then racing.

Despite this, most GASCAR drivers have happy and healthy family lives. The most obvious example of a current driver is Christof Hanhen, who has been married for over 25 years. Other racers, like the Trustmansters, have their entire family dedicated to racing.

But there are those that leave family behind and fully embrace just racing. The most obvious example of this attitude is Rickie Johnsen, who won 8 championships in various top league racing organizations, and is often considered one of the best racers in history, but never married nor had a steady relationship.

Alex Bach, who is a big fan of Rickie Johnsen, didn't want to follow in his hero's footsteps in this regard. But when you're as successful as Bach is, in his own words, "It's hard to meet someone who sees you as more then 'Alex Bach: The Greatest GASCAR driver'". But he found just that, in a small Terinife[1] shop, in where else but rural Alaback, when he met a girl by the name of Hazel Pracht. Alex Bach, when he introduced himself he was "pleasantly surprised" to find that she didn't know about him. Bach soon therefore after wanted to introduce her to his lifestyle in the most classy way ever; by giving her a Personal Pit Pass[2].

The two fell head over heels for each other, and after the last race of the season, the two married each other in Bund City.

We here at KIT send our regards to the new couple, but our head editor couldn't help but laugh that it "Took the best GASCAR driver this long!".

[1] Terinife is a beverage similar to coffee but made with ternifie beans instead of coffee beans.
[2] A Pit Pass allows a person access to the pits, a spot where the teams & crews watch and communicate with their drivers during the race to help guide them, and where drivers make a "pit-stop", and where the team's haulers are parked. A Personal Pit Pass is a Pit Pass given to somebody by a driver that allows them access to the driver's pit stall.

Manufacturer Championship & Most Popular Driver
In the racing series that preceded DOSCAR, manufacturer would be given a "Manufacturer Championship", basically a separate reward that the manufacturer of the champion's car got. Additionally, fans could vote for their favorite driver, and the one who got the most votes would be granted the title of the "Most Popular Driver".

Strangely, DOSCAR/DASCAR/GASCAR didn't implement these, but for the 2060 they decided to implement these for the first time. But with some changes.

Firstly, the Manufacturer Championship will be awarded to the manufacturer that has the most cars in the top 5 in points at the end of the season, and the Most Popular Driver voting will open at the end of the season.

Lagan Parkle won Most Popular Driver, and Huick won the Manufacturer Championship.

Huick Dominates Another Season, Embarrasses Other Manufacturers
Although the champion didn't win in a Huick, Huick dominated the charts again. Of the top ten drivers, six of them drove a Huick:

1. Alex Bach - Cehve
2. Gagarin Vityanilo - Huick
3. Vasili Alesnaro - Huick
4. Christopher Hillebrand - Ettlinger
5. Hunter Keselmann - Huick
6. Karl Weller - Ettlinger
7. Aksakov Vyach - Huick
8. Lagan Parkle - Huick
9. Natali Trauth - Jagen
10. Isaac García - Huick

With Vityanilo winning this year's Baytona 500 and getting better everyday, Alesnaro already having a championship under his belt, and Huick continuing to dominate, other manufacturers better watch out as Huick is in the right position to steam ahead in the 2061 and embarrass the "Big Dogs" of automobile manufacturing.

Read dispatch

North Nebraska, Zambet Fata, Lapod, Ulutor, and 2 othersSumeriti, and Skahyahn

That's it, I'm gettin me mallet.

Zambet Fata, Lapod, Ulutor, and States of Conmerica

The Landsbruck Times

Humanity's understanding of the world was changed on one faithful day on October 15, 2053, when one person singlehandedly stopped the advance of an entire army.

Idalie, more popularly known as the White Witch of Valirria, has been a source of controversy ever since Valirria decided to weaponize her for the nation's survival during the Second Great Germanian War. Some say she was a real life bender of the elements- "magic"- others say she was nothing more then an elaborate propaganda trick by the Valirrian government. Whatever you believe about her, it can be agreed that she changed the world forever.

Ever since the end of the Second Great Germanian War, she has been the topic of study by Zambet Fata's Paranormal Division- until today. After a round of negotiations, the Paranormal Division has agreed to release Idalie back to Valirria.

She was met with great fanfare by the Valirrian populace upon her arrival at Landsbruck. She, along with Archduchess Finé von Sberrj, will be going on a tour of Valirria in the coming months. No word yet if they plan to extend the tour to other countries.

Zambet Fata, Ulutor, Bonple, and Glorianay

UBN
Empress Anashara turned 24 recently, and with the occasion of her birth, the question has once again risen, when will the Empress be wed. She is the oldest unmarried monarch in Ulutorian history, passing Empress Marianne who was married at the age of 21. With this passing birthday, Ulutor is now extending an invitation to all nations to show suitors for a marriage to the Empress.
(please)

Ulutor wrote:UBN
Empress Anashara turned 24 recently, and with the occasion of her birth, the question has once again risen, when will the Empress be wed. She is the oldest unmarried monarch in Ulutorian history, passing Empress Marianne who was married at the age of 21. With this passing birthday, Ulutor is now extending an invitation to all nations to show suitors for a marriage to the Empress.
(please)

Marry into a Toraist family, see how that goes.

Chinern wrote:Marry into a Toraist family, see how that goes.

Hmm, I don’t think that’s exactly how that works.

Ulutor

Post self-deleted by States of Conmerica.

The Champalan Champion
Mourning
All flags have been lowered to half-mast today in honor of the life and impact of business tycoon Wutherford Wentz, who passed away a few nights ago in his sleep. Aged and wizened at the age of 92, Wutherford outlived all of his children, leaving behind several grandchildren and the family security officer. Wentz, while perhaps not particularly noteworthy among the worldwide elite, was at the time of his death one of the wealthiest men in Azaltanian History, and his empire is to be split between his grandchildren, the largest chunk going to Ruther Wentz, his favorite grandchild and prominent member of the People's Union. A small piece goes to provide for the family security officer, who'd been in Wutherford's service a good period of time.

Wutherford's Zeppelin is to be donated to to the Azaltanian State, and the State is granted permission to do whatever it is they wish with the vessel. The Todd Government, still tied up in Scandal, has declared a national day of mourning to be carried out. Wutherford Wentz is to be given a state funeral, the first non-Political and non-Military Figure to be granted the honor.

The State Funeral will be followed by a smaller funeral at the Cemetery where Wutherford shall be buried, accompanied by the political elite of Azaltan, and any other elites who truly wish to come; extending an open invitation.

Azaltan wrote:The Champalan Champion
Mourning
All flags have been lowered to half-mast today in honor of the life and impact of business tycoon Wutherford Wentz, who passed away a few nights ago in his sleep. Aged and wizened at the age of 92, Wutherford outlived all of his children, leaving behind several grandchildren and the family security officer. Wentz, while perhaps not particularly noteworthy among the worldwide elite, was at the time of his death one of the wealthiest men in Azaltanian History, and his empire is to be split between his grandchildren, the largest chunk going to Ruther Wentz, his favorite grandchild and prominent member of the People's Union. A small piece goes to provide for the family security officer, who'd been in Wutherford's service a good period of time.

Wutherford's Zeppelin is to be donated to to the Azaltanian State, and the State is granted permission to do whatever it is they wish with the vessel. The Todd Government, still tied up in Scandal, has declared a national day of mourning to be carried out. Wutherford Wentz is to be given a state funeral, the first non-Political and non-Military Figure to be granted the honor.

The State Funeral will be followed by a smaller funeral at the Cemetery where Wutherford shall be buried, accompanied by the political elite of Azaltan, and any other elites who truly wish to come; extending an open invitation.

The Conmerican Government sends their condolences to the grieving nation over the loss of this legendary figure. With some of Conmerica’s most notable citizens announcing that they would like to attend Mr. Wentz’s funeral.

Zambet Fata, Ulutor, Amackaba, and Chinern

Palanchian Freedom Radio
Bitter Words

Even though it's been a year since the gruesome massacre at Eumers, the event is still a constant thought in every Palanchian's mind, one of great terror - as well as great anger. The already-raging fires of war were over-stoked after the gruesome battle due to much of the citizenry losing multiple loved ones from the destruction. Currently, no one is able to enter the city to retrieve the corpses or belongings of their lost loved-ones due to the toxic gasses and chemicals covering the city, with much of it being obscured by large clouds of debris. Both the governments of the PNF and the PTR have sworn to get vengeance for the doom of the once-beautiful city, with the most notable threat coming straight from Erik Bluscha himself, saying "The loss of Eumers was unforgivable, and the Toraist scum will pay dearly for the loss of our most beautiful Eumers! They will feel the bite of a thousand cobras, the flame of a million fires! They will feel the full might of our power!" Premier Halkon Jumir responded to President Bluscha, claiming that he's also to blame for the destruction.

Ulutor

Palanche wrote:Palanchian Freedom Radio
Bitter Words

Even though it's been a year since the gruesome massacre at Eumers, the event is still a constant thought in every Palanchian's mind, one of great terror - as well as great anger. The already-raging fires of war were over-stoked after the gruesome battle due to much of the citizenry losing multiple loved ones from the destruction. Currently, no one is able to enter the city to retrieve the corpses or belongings of their lost loved-ones due to the toxic gasses and chemicals covering the city, with much of it being obscured by large clouds of debris. Both the governments of the PNF and the PTR have sworn to get vengeance for the doom of the once-beautiful city, with the most notable threat coming straight from Erik Bluscha himself, saying "The loss of Eumers was unforgivable, and the Toraist scum will pay dearly for the loss of our most beautiful Eumers! They will feel the bite of a thousand cobras, the flame of a million fires! They will feel the full might of our power!" Premier Halkon Jumir responded to President Bluscha, claiming that he's also to blame for the destruction.

Soltena offers Chemical response teams, supplies, hospital ships, and a few divisions of volunteers to aid the glorious Palanchan Toraist struggle.

Palanche wrote:Palanchian Freedom Radio
Bitter Words

Even though it's been a year since the gruesome massacre at Eumers, the event is still a constant thought in every Palanchian's mind, one of great terror - as well as great anger. The already-raging fires of war were over-stoked after the gruesome battle due to much of the citizenry losing multiple loved ones from the destruction. Currently, no one is able to enter the city to retrieve the corpses or belongings of their lost loved-ones due to the toxic gasses and chemicals covering the city, with much of it being obscured by large clouds of debris. Both the governments of the PNF and the PTR have sworn to get vengeance for the doom of the once-beautiful city, with the most notable threat coming straight from Erik Bluscha himself, saying "The loss of Eumers was unforgivable, and the Toraist scum will pay dearly for the loss of our most beautiful Eumers! They will feel the bite of a thousand cobras, the flame of a million fires! They will feel the full might of our power!" Premier Halkon Jumir responded to President Bluscha, claiming that he's also to blame for the destruction.

Ulutor will provide the PNF will vast medical supplies

Post self-deleted by Palanche.

Soltena wrote:Soltena offers Chemical response teams, supplies, hospital ships, and a few divisions of volunteers to aid the glorious Palanchan Toraist struggle.

The PTR gladly accepts as they need all the help they can get.

Ulutor wrote:Ulutor will provide the PNF will vast medical supplies

The PNF accepts, hoping this will help in the fight against the Toraists.

Ulutor

Chinern offers to evacuate and to hold civilians until the civil war is over.

Chinern wrote:Chinern offers to evacuate and to hold civilians until the civil war is over.

The PTR has accepted, with hundreds of thousands of civilians already waiting to go over-seas to escape the slaughter. The PNF, on the other hand, has denied the offer as they don't believe their citizens would be treated as well in a Toraist country.

Palanche wrote:The PTR has accepted, with hundreds of thousands of civilians already waiting to go over-seas to escape the slaughter. The PNF, on the other hand, has denied the offer as they don't believe their citizens would be treated as well in a Toraist country.

Ulutor extends the same offer of evacuation to the pnf

The Daily Worker

The elections for the Politburo are finally over, and after a lengthy process rivaled only by the waiting time for a car in the 1980s, we are ready to announce the winners. This period's candidates were divided into two ideologies; the Valeryevists, lead by Avtukhov Valeryev who we talked about when the elections first started, and the Poklonyaists, lead by Natalia Poklonya. Additionally, the Old Guard, members of the Politburo who have had their seats since the days of Premier Secretary Sromodovia, also ran in the elections.

The 100 seats in the Workers' Council and the 542 seats in the Supreme Worker's Council were also up for grabs. The major ideologies in each were the Valeryevists and the Poklonyaists, and the usual Sromodovists and those that simply label themselves as "Toraists", called the generic Toraists.

First, the Workers' Council. 40 seats were won by the Valeryevists, followed by 33 for the Poklonyaists and the other 7 going to the Sromodovists and the generic Toraists.

Second, the Supreme Worker's Council. 212 seats were won by the Valeryevists, followed by 108 seats by the Poklonyaists, followed by 78 seats for the Sromodovists and the other 144 going to generic Toraists.

Finally, the Politburo. 3 seats were won by the Valeryevists, followed by 2 Poklonyaists, 1 by an Old Guard member, and 1 by a generic Toraist.

Both Avtukhov Valeryev and Natalia Poklonya won their elections, now it is up to the Politburo to decide who will become the new Premier Secretary.

Palanche

Palanche

Palanchian National News
Palanchian Freedom Radio destroyed, entire staff executed

On thursday, the army of the PTR managed to capture the town of Resabia in a swift and decisive battle with Nationalist forces. This town is - err, was host to the headquarters of PFR, perhaps the most influential radio station in Palanche, known for its strong dislike of the Toraist Government and immense coverage of the civil war. Even after the town evacuation was ordered, the staff inside the building decided to stay and fight the oncoming Toraist forces, arming themselves to the teeth with hundreds of weapons, such as rifles, grenades, and even small howitzers. While their intentions were brave, unfortunately they were no match for the several artillery pieces that leveled the building.

Ulutor

Nationale Deluta - National Spirit
Sports Betting Legend Convicted

Gambling's never been big outside of Las Vanraska in Zambet Fata. Slot machines, horse tracks, blackjack, no matter the type it's heavily regulated no matter where you go.

But one type of gambling has become popular in recent decades; sports betting. Local, college, and national; teams devoted to baseball, wallball, smashball, hockey, boxing, clay target shooting, and especially Panzerfahren have all grown in popularity.

Of course, casinos have jumped onto the trend and opened up sections devoted to sports betting, but individual enterprises have also opened up to place bets. But with people getting insanely rich by practically rigging the results, regulations were brought in which not just limited what people could say and do, but also how much one could bet. And it was in this environment that one Alex Jaynikov rose through the ranks. Always one step ahead of the regulations, he could maneuver the ever changing landscape of sports betting with his diverse cast of employees.

His exploits are too numerous to list here, but he bet on basically every sport at every level; whether it was a high school smashball game or the National Tank Combat League playoffs, you could see either Alex or one of his employees placing bets. Their greatest feat was the 2059 National Tank Combat League final match, Alex and his associates won about 7 million Volars- or about $10.5 million. And Alex and his company, Alex Jaynikov Inc. (AJI), grew absurdly rich using their tactics. Which led to the National Revenue Service to investigate AJI; though they didn't find anything wrong with their operations, the company was placed under close surveillance for six months- which also didn't turn up anything.

Alex Jaynikov was a humble man, a rarity in the high life of Zambet Fatan gambling. He lived in a humble home, drove a humble car, and wore humble clothes. Alex gained a reputation as an honest man who used his intelligence to become rich, a dream of perhaps every Zambet Fatan. But when AJI was forced to display their tax reports for their fourth year of operation to the public as per regulation revealed AJI was making absurd amounts of money, the National Revenue Service opened up a new investigation.

And soon, the truth had been revealed; Jaynikov and his associates were found to be engaging in several illegal betting practices. They're way too numerous to list here, but here's some examples; having their working-class customers bet on a team then the company bet on the other team, then having the customers drop their bets at halftime to avoid paying taxes (betting taxes are based on the opening bet and not the closing bet of all persons betting). "Donating" to teams that won then the company bet on them. But perhaps their greatest offence was paying off National Revenue Service investigators- most of whom make working class paychecks.

Soon Alex Jaynikov and his company were brought to court, and Alex Jaynikov entered into a plea bargain with the National Revenue Service- he would teach them his tactics in exchange for a lighter sentence. Still, he plead guilty to illegal gambling practices and fraud. Although he wasn't sentenced to any jail time, he was made to pay fines totally up to 9.6 million Volars- $14.6 million, and 5 months of house arrest and 7 months probation.

Despite this, or perhaps because of it, Jaynikov has become a bit of a celebrity. His sentence didn't forbid him from doing interviews in his house, so major news companies have jumped on the situation and Jaynikov has taken it in strides. Las Vanraska has seen a major uptick in tourism since Jaynikov's trial.

It remains to see if Jaynikov's cooperation with the National Revenue Service will result in any more convictions/investigations.

Ulutor

Question time! What is school like in your nation!

The Sberrj Newsletter
Biuletyn Sberrj
Das Sberrj Rundschreiben

Rarely does an event warrant an entire newspaper getting created based on it, but that is what's happening in southern Stelin.

Recently, Hans Sberrj- heir to the Karanician throne and by extension the throne of Germania- and Sunna Sberrj- wife of Hans Sberrj and heir to the Bonple throne have become much more politically active in Germania. After Karanic collapsed and Kapfenland made moves to annex Karanic, the two fled to Bonple and set up a government in exile, where they received backing by House Sberrj to one day reclaim Han's birthright. Hopes were once again crushed when foreign powers decided to jointly-occupy Karanic, and again when it was annexed into the Hagenstedter government. Hopes were high when the Valirrian government took control, and soon Hans and Sunna entered into talks with Archduchess Finé and the Valirrian government as a whole.

Initially concerned about what foreign powers might do in response, House Sberrj went to the drawing board to devise what Queen Jajka called the "Saviors of Stelin Contingency Plan", but is officially known simply as the Sberrj Contingency Plan. The plan covers everything and anything that can go wrong in Sberrj nations- from economic sanctions to all-out war with a global power, the plan covers it all.

And so, at 4:22 AM UTC+2, a time of historic significance as it was the exact time Anthacia left Germania all those years ago, Hans and Sunna were once again crowned Kaiser and Kaiserin of the new Germania-barsca, a nation comprising all of Germania.

After the coronation, Hans and Sunna held a press conference with select members of the press. When asked what they would do if any nation threatened military action to restore the old order (whether it be the old Valirrian administration, the Hagenstedter administration, the Kapfen administration) or restore independence to any Germanian nation, Hans said that force would be met with even greater force- "Two bullets for every one the enemy fires, two soldiers for every one the enemy has". This prompted another reporter to ask what would happen if any of the nations that once occupied Karanic and approved the Hagenstedter and Valirrian administrations- Anthacia, Sozkana, and Zambet Fata- threaten to forcefully remove Hans and Sunna from power. Sunna had this to say;

"It's part of the contingency. Sberrj is no force to be laughed at- we've got the Bonple military, the one that nearly conquered all of Stelin, leading not only itself but the Valirrian, Glorianayian, and now the Germanian militaries in the event of foreign invasion." This all but confirms the joint-command of Sberrj nation's military is led by Bonple. Hans also added to his wife's comment, pointing to the old House Schauer crown- now the crown of all Germania that was newly refurbished with Han's and Sunna's colors and now is on the flag of Germania-barsca- and said "If they want it, they have to come and take it. We're not going anywhere."

This prompted supporters of Hans and Sunna to adopt a new flag with the crown and the words "WIR GEHEN NIRGENDWO HIN" (WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE) emblazoned on it, along with Germania-Barsca's flag.

"We Fought and We Defied a Great Superiority"
"Walczyliśmy i Przeciwstawiliśmy się Wielka Wyższość"
"Wir Haben Gekämpft und Wir uns Einer Großen Überlegenheit Widersetzt"

Ulutor and Germania-barsca

The Daily Worker

The Politburo has decided on a new Premier Secretary tonight.

First, let's give a list of all the Politburo members and their political affiliations:
> Anatoli Ilyinishna - Old Guard
> Avtukhov Valeryev - Valeryevist
> Berezin Yurievi - Valeryevist
> Konyashev Vladislavo - Poklonyaist
> Kuritsyn Andree - General Toraist
> Lyasin Victoro - Valeryevist
> Natalia Poklonya - Poklonyaist

The elections for the Premier Secretary went like this:
For Avtukhov Valeryev
Valeryev, Yurievi, Andree, Victoro

For Poklonya
Ilyinishna, Vladislavo, Poklonya

And so, with the voting concluded, Poklonya has stepped down as Premier Secretary to fulfill a role as Secretary in the Politburo. Avtukhov Valeryev is now the new Premier Secretary of Sozkana.

Soltena and Chinern

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