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I have brought in Alaskaa to serve as President of Underworld! All WA nations please endorse him.

I do hope to eventually have proper elections, but till then i'll just appoint my friends. :P

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, Demonos, Conqueror Worm, and 1 otherAlaskaa

Saint Lucifer wrote:Welcome back mate!

Thank you old friend!! Good to be back.

Saint Lucifer, Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Conqueror Worm

The bar is coming back!! 🍻

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm

Infected zone 307 wrote:Hmm would make the place seem more lively... ha

Too much weeping, waling, and gnashing of teeth for my benefit.

Infected zone 307, Demonos, Eothania, and Conqueror Worm

Hello!
This region is as warm as i expected it to be ❤
Regards, Alaskaa

Saint Lucifer, Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, Demonos, and 1 otherConqueror Worm

Boarder Princes is delegate again...

...I thought we were an autonomous collective

all hail ... all hail ... all hail ...

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos

Alaskaa wrote:Hello!
This region is as warm as i expected it to be ❤
Regards, Alaskaa

Welcome to Underworld. I hope that you will enjoy your stay with us.

Conqueror Worm wrote:Boarder Princes is delegate again...

...I thought we were an autonomous collective

all hail ... all hail ... all hail ...

On again, off again...

Infected zone 307, Demonos, Eothania, Conqueror Worm, and 1 otherAlaskaa

On and off sounds right I'd say, haha

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm

Infected zone 307

https://youtu.be/vxj1RDbp_iE

They should bring this back soon, might help alleviate stress among parents. Especially in these difficult times.

Infected zone 307 wrote:https://youtu.be/vxj1RDbp_iE

They should bring this back soon, might help alleviate stress among parents. Especially in these difficult times.

Ah, a most elegant solution. And it could aid with pet care, as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=max7HNTn_IY

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos

Infected zone 307

Conqueror Worm wrote:Ah, a most elegant solution. And it could aid with pet care, as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=max7HNTn_IY

Most excellent, Lord Worm...

Say... we should start our own totally legal childrens/pets and pets service for obedience. We shall call it...

“The Infected Worm’s School for Obedience and 24/7 Childcare Services”

It’ll be like Hogwarts, but we’ll be located in an undisclosed and shady location in Southeast Asia. Parents can ship the little bastards angels on over to us via FedEx. We’ll get them into upstanding citizens then ship them back! Kinda like getting a car repair, but oversea!

Between the two of us responsible adults... we’ll be billionaires in no time with our outstanding business model. Your satisfaction guaranteed or your mattress tuition is freeeeeeeee! The Americans will love this.

“You’re killin me Larry IZ!”
-Conqueror Worm 2020

Daisy Johnson and Demonos

“The Infected Worm’s School for Obedience and 24/7 Childcare Services”

While you two enterprizing lads have launched a niche business model, you have failed to provide for delivery of your trainees.

Charon provides the only ferry service across the river Styx, and his boat is filled to capacity with souls leaving no room for cargo or package delivery. You do need to rethink your logistics.

Infected zone 307 and Demonos

Infected zone 307

Daisy Johnson wrote:“The Infected Worm’s School for Obedience and 24/7 Childcare Services”

While you two enterprizing lads have launched a niche business model, you have failed to provide for delivery of your trainees.

Charon provides the only ferry service across the river Styx, and his boat is filled to capacity with souls leaving no room for cargo or package delivery. You do need to rethink your logistics.

Ah most excellent thinking Tyrant Daisy...

Then I shall propose to Charon regarding us attaching a cable to his boat that will tow a small plywood raft. The trainees shall hang out for dear life. To entice the deal further for Charon... I shall offer 1/4 of the souls attached to this raft.

Failing that, Worm-senpai and I shall expand the course taught at our totally legit school - a swimming course that teaches all candidates how to swim across the River Styx. Surviving candidates will be granted admission to our Ivy League school.

The plans are now perfect.

Daisy Johnson and Demonos

Infected zone 307 wrote:

Then I shall propose to Charon regarding us attaching a cable to his boat that will tow a small plywood raft. The trainees shall hang out for dear life. To entice the deal further for Charon... I shall offer 1/4 of the souls attached to this raft.

Failing that, Worm-senpai and I shall expand the course taught at our totally legit school - a swimming course that teaches all candidates how to swim across the River Styx. Surviving candidates will be granted admission to our Ivy League school.

The plans are now perfect.

Have you looked at the Styx lately? It is quite tempestuous and Charon barely makes the crossing with his cargo intact in the boat. Nothing on your proposed raft would survive the crossing and neither would those attempting to swim it.

Infected zone 307 and Demonos

Infected zone 307

Daisy Johnson wrote:Have you looked at the Styx lately? It is quite tempestuous and Charon barely makes the crossing with his cargo intact in the boat. Nothing on your proposed raft would survive the crossing and neither would those attempting to swim it.

Innovation then! We shall hire Southwest Airlines or any other relatively cheap air service to transport the little gremlins across the Styx. Ingenious and diabolical my plans are.

Daisy Johnson and Demonos

what this place needs is a therapist

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos

Infected zone 307

Premedite wrote:what this place needs is a therapist

For some, yes.

Daisy Johnson and Demonos

I know... I'm crazy

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos

Premedite wrote:what this place needs is a therapist

You rang? The doctor is in.

Infected zone 307, Demonos, and Alaskaa

Post self-deleted by Demonos.

Would some one baste the newly arrived turkeys. I hate dry meat.

Infected zone 307

Damn maze of lust

Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos

Infected zone 307

Eothania wrote:I know... I'm crazy

Do not worry my lord, I shall have the straight jacket ready.

Daisy Johnson wrote:Would some one baste the newly arrived turkeys. I hate dry meat.

Basting turkey’s with gravy, coming right up.

Heluuria wrote:Damn maze of lust

Ah, been to Downtown Las Vegas have you?

Infected zone 307 wrote:
Most excellent, Lord Worm...

Say... we should start our own totally legal childrens/pets and pets service for obedience. We shall call it...

“The Infected Worm’s School for Obedience and 24/7 Childcare Services”

It’ll be like Hogwarts, but we’ll be located in an undisclosed and shady location in Southeast Asia. Parents can ship the little bastards angels on over to us via FedEx. We’ll get them into upstanding citizens then ship them back! Kinda like getting a car repair, but oversea!

Between the two of us responsible adults... we’ll be billionaires in no time with our outstanding business model. Your satisfaction guaranteed or your mattress tuition is freeeeeeeee! The Americans will love this.

“You’re killin me Larry IZ!”
-Conqueror Worm 2020

This is a pretty good idea. I really like the concept of a darkly comedic story based on "Hogwarts, but evil." I think I would read that series.

Instead of a fancy magical train delivering the children, you just toss 'em in a box with holes and ship 'em pony express.

Rather than teaching them wondrous magic and fantastical spells, we break their spirits until all whimsy and individuality is gone, after which we can remold them into good, non-questioning citizens.

Instead of a fun cadre of wacky teachers, you've got the two of us :)

Infected zone 307 and Daisy Johnson

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