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Amerion wrote:Auphelia, summon the guards and send word to Fluffy the Man-Eater that food is on the way!

Guards, seize him!

No, not him: him! No, the one over there! Oh, I don't know, they all look the same to me. Try the one on the right?

Tsk. There are entirely too many men in government you all just blend together.

Volaworand wrote:Fluffy the Man-Eater in town? Let me check an app, one sec.
Oh he is indeed!

*swipes right*

Thanks! I'm gonna be ... unavailable ... for a bit.

Now Voly, don't leave the conference room in the same mess as the last time you had a private meeting with that barista to "feel how the region is".

Drystar, Amerion, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 4 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Auphelia wrote:Guards, seize him!

No, not him: him! No, the one over there! Oh, I don't know, they all look the same to me. Try the one on the right?

Tsk. There are entirely too many men in government you all just blend together.

Now Voly, don't leave the conference room in the same mess as the last time you had a private meeting with that barista to "feel how the region is".

Just seize them all, they’re all probably guilty of something.

Amerion, Auphelia, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 4 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Drystar wrote:Just seize them all, they’re all probably guilty of something.

So hawt!

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Drystar wrote:Just seize them all, they’re all probably guilty of something.

so are the women if we are going to be honest, and if their not we can always make something up to justify our actions.

Drystar, Volaworand, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen

Sardeth wrote:so are the women if we are going to be honest, and if their not we can always make something up to justify our actions.

I did it for the Lemon Pledge.

Auphelia wrote:

Now Voly, don't leave the conference room in the same mess as the last time you had a private meeting with that barista to "feel how the region is".

Consuela will take of care of everything as usual. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8wHVQk19ck

The staff at the LC Palace have really gone above and beyond this term, discretely cleaning up all our messes.

No horrible messes spilled out into the media or the Court - Well done!

*claps for all our essential workers*

Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

Sardeth wrote:so are the women if we are going to be honest, and if their not we can always make something up to justify our actions.

Auphelia, this one has met ex wife #37.

Amerion, Auphelia, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 5 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Comfed, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Drystar wrote:Auphelia, this one has met ex wife #37.

I don't see how. We've got her locked up in the deepest reaches of the dungeons, after all.

Oh dear, I've forgotten to have someone bring her lunch!

What's today? The first? Oh dear, so it's only been . . . what, six hundred years?

She's probably fine.

Drystar, Amerion, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 5 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Comfed, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Auphelia wrote:I don't see how. We've got her locked up in the deepest reaches of the dungeons, after all.

Oh dear, I've forgotten to have someone bring her lunch!

What's today? The first? Oh dear, so it's only been . . . what, six hundred years?

She's probably fine.

Wait, did we remember to refresh the seals? She can be... troublesome.

Amerion, Auphelia, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 4 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Auphelia wrote:I don't see how. We've got her locked up in the deepest reaches of the dungeons, after all.

Oh dear, I've forgotten to have someone bring her lunch!

What's today? The first? Oh dear, so it's only been . . . what, six hundred years?

She's probably fine.

You disturb and amuse me at the same time.

Drystar, Amerion, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 3 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

Use me as button of "We want Amerion back to the reign"

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersComfed, and Shangyuen

Drystar wrote:Wait, did we remember to refresh the seals? She can be... troublesome.

Me?

Refresh seals?

Do you doubt my power?

They are just as plump and sleek as ever, my dear. Quite adorable, even to my stone heart.

Drystar, Amerion, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 4 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Hmph..

Amerion, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersWi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

Lamp oil?

Ropes?

Bombs?
You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough Bubox.

Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen

Ah guys, remember to say hello to my alt account; Lerik

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen

Kelsenreich wrote:Ah guys, remember to say hello to my alt account; Lerik

Lerik wrote:Hmph..

Hello, puppeteer and puppet!

Kelsenreich wrote:Use me as button of "We want Amerion back to the reign"

Long may Amerion reign over the South Pacific!

Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 4 othersComfed, Purple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, and Unojo

Post self-deleted by Neoclassicalia.

Neoclassicalia

Kelsenreich wrote:Use me as button of "We want Amerion back to the reign"

well who cares he had it coming dude someones probably on the reign now.

Amerion, Melicorium, and Shangyuen

Post by Neoclassicalia suppressed by Volaworand.

Neoclassicalia

Volaworand wrote:Wanda? no Wendy. Melicorium definitely looks like a Wendy.

stop making me wheeeeze!

Neoclassicalia wrote:well who cares he had it coming dude someones probably on the reign now.

Everyone cares, unless you are an ignorant..

PD: Don't double post.

Amerion, Volaworand, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen

Neoclassicalia

Kelsenreich wrote:Everyone cares, unless you are an ignorant..

well i dont care and im not ignorant, plus only one person liked your comment, we moved on from that.

Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

Neoclassicalia wrote:well i dont care and im not ignorant, plus only one person liked your comment, we moved on from that.

Hah, newbies..

Volaworand, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

Kelsenreich wrote:Hah, newbies..

... delicious, but so fattening!

A true guilty pleasure!

Drystar, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen

Volaworand wrote:... delicious, but so fattening!

A true guilty pleasure!

Huh? Who?

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen

Kelsenreich wrote:Huh? Who?

Eating those chubby little nooblets...

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherShangyuen

Volaworand wrote:Eating those chubby little nooblets...

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Your mind makes me feel hot for no reason..

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersShangyuen, and Moaning Lisa

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