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No, according to Google it’s rendered pork fat and grease. I caught you slacking, gotta cite your sources in NationStates.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen
South Pacific has the fastest welcoming TG. At .01 second. North Pacific has the slowest at 18 seconds.
Volaworand, Beepee, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 5 othersWi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, Saint Cinder, and Moaning Lisa
Excuse me, but I couldn't comprehend anything you said in that last sentence.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Wi sd ea d
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen
No.
Proctethia, Melicorium, and Wi sd ea d
You are assuming quite a bit.
First, nothing is guaranteed, and I can say it's pretty likely that there will be a vote.
Second, this stemmed from an offsite graphics redesign, so it is only natural that that was an exclusive offsite conversation. There is still no guarantee that TSP's flag will be changed, and the logo only really affects offsite stuff, so...
Third, could you please refrain from attacking much of the offsite part of TSP based on my single badly-phrased statement? Thank you.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen
Re-Elect Volaworand 2020 Campaign releases boring "nothing to see here" forth campaign dispatch.
Campaign's registered Super PAC name and official mailing address raise absolutely no concerns worth investigating.
With polls now open, I humbly ask for your vote. I will:
maintain a mostly hands off approach to moderation, keeping the RMB welcoming, fun and safe.
lower the inactivity exception for multi-posting from 60 minutes to 20 minutes.
up my game on posting fun and frivolous polls (since Auphelia will be out of office due to term limits).
continue maintaining a level head and use good judgement.
Re-elect Volaworand 2020 - Contact Information
Reach out to our campaign using the following points of contact:
The South Pacific | [nation]Volaworand[/nation] |
Discord ID: | Volaworand#6046 |
TSP Forums Profile: | Volaworand |
Telegrams: |
Re-Elect Volaworand 2020 Campaign (ANIMAL Super PAC1) |
NOTES:
1: ANIMAL, Absolutely Not an International Money Abscondment Laundry Service, is an unregulated Section 527 corporation.
Just move along. No HYPE to see here.
Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 3 othersPurple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, and Saint Cinder
Everyone, I have made some changes to my campaign dispatch and the updated version is at the bottom. Stay active on the RMB, I will announce if any more changes are made. Also, don’t hesitate to comment or telegram me if you want me to change anything for my campaign. I will listen. Get ready to vote for Trasterian for Local Councilor as well!
After an honorable nomination from Local Council Chair Purple Hyacinth, I’m happy to announce that I am running as a candidate for Local Councilor this year!
I want to give everyone a little bit of background on who I am as a nation and my strengths and weaknesses as a candidate.
First off, I have been playing NationStates for a just under a month and I joined the World Assembly and became a legislator early on.
Second, I’m running for local council because you deserve to have a candidate like me who will carry out the will of all nations. I don’t care if your nation is a dictatorship or a democracy, every nations’ voice will be heard if I am elected into the local council. In addition, I’m running for local council because I want every nation to have an enjoyable and fun gaming experience and so they feel comfortable with joking around every so often.
Third, I will be a good local councilor because I always keep an open mind and am willing to listen to the opinions of all nations and I know how to react appropriately to criticism.
Fourth, A weakness of mine is my minimal experience in regional government but I realize that everyone has to start from somewhere and having experience as an local councilor will make me a stronger player.
Fifth, I want to point out what the color of my nations’ flag represents below.
Black: A strong color that represents the power of unity.
Triangle towards the body of the flag: Represents the determination of my nation to succeed.
Yellow: Represents my creative solutions to problems as a nation.
Blue: Represents my reliability to follow through on duties as a nation.
My Zero Tolerance Policy For Trolls and Spammers
If I'm elected to the Local Council, I will recognize right to free speech for every nation in The South Pacific and will not prevent nations from expressing their opinions. However, trolling and spamming in NationStates takes the right to free speech too far and is totally unacceptable and can be considered a form of harassment when directed at other nations. I am committed to suppressing posts in the RMB that are spam or involve trolling and will notify the moderation team to take appropriate action when necessary.
Give yourself a pat on the back of you’ve read this far!
Just a reminder that round one of voting is from December 3rd through the 6th and round two is from December 6th trough the 9th. If you want more information about the election timeline, check out this dispatch:
page=dispatch/id=1468065 Also, your vote does count and matter! Election Commissioner Pencil Sharpeners 2 is working hard to make this election fair and secure.
How You Can Spread The Word About My Campaign and support it:
1. Change your nation’s flag to the Bahamian flag like me.
2. Post this campaign dispatch in the RMB.
3. Send telegrams to other nations voicing your support for Trasterian for Local Councilor.
4. Change your nations’ motto to my campaign motto “Representing the voice of ALL nations/people.”
If you have any questions or comments don’t hesitate to send me a telegram or quote me in an RMB post!
Lastly, if you want a candidate who will represent the voice of ALL nations in the South Pacific, vote Trasterian for Local Councilor!
Conflict of Interest Disclosure
Region I am in: The South Pacific
Positions that I hold or held: Current Legislator in The South Pacific.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersShangyuen, and Saint Cinder
Your RL positions don't need to be made clear for an IC election. Otherwise, good.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen
Thanks for letting me know. I will remove this from my dispatch.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersShangyuen, and The cordian empire
Someone has clearly never talked to BCP before.
As a Local Councillor, managing our regional curmudgeon is one of the main responsibilities.
Ah yes, so that is where I send my . . . "campaign contributions".
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 3 othersPurple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, and Saint Cinder
Yet another update to my campaign dispatch after comments from The cordian empire.
After an honorable nomination from Local Council Chair Purple Hyacinth, I’m happy to announce that I am running as a candidate for Local Councilor this year!
I want to give everyone a little bit of background on who I am as a nation and my strengths and weaknesses as a candidate.
First off, I have been playing NationStates for a just under a month and I joined the World Assembly and became a legislator early on.
Second, I’m running for local council because you deserve to have a candidate like me who will carry out the will of all nations. I don’t care if your nation is a dictatorship or a democracy, every nations’ voice will be heard if I am elected into the local council. In addition, I’m running for local council because I want every nation to have an enjoyable and fun gaming experience and so they feel comfortable with joking around every so often.
Third, I will be a good local councilor because I always keep an open mind and am willing to listen to the opinions of all nations and I know how to react appropriately to criticism.
Fourth, A weakness of mine is my minimal experience in regional government but I realize that everyone has to start from somewhere and having experience as an local councilor will make me a stronger player.
Fifth, I want to point out what the color of my nations’ flag represents below.
Black: A strong color that represents the power of unity.
Triangle towards the body of the flag: Represents the determination of my nation to succeed.
Yellow: Represents my creative solutions to problems as a nation.
Blue: Represents my reliability to follow through on duties as a nation.
My Zero Tolerance Policy For Trolls and Spammers
If I'm elected to the Local Council, I will recognize right to free speech for every nation in The South Pacific and will not prevent nations from expressing their opinions. However, trolling and spamming in NationStates takes the right to free speech too far and is totally unacceptable and can be considered a form of harassment when directed at other nations. I am committed to suppressing posts in the RMB that are spam or involve trolling and will notify the moderation team to take appropriate action when necessary.
Give yourself a pat on the back of you’ve read this far!
Just a reminder that round one of voting is from December 3rd through the 6th and round two is from December 6th trough the 9th. If you want more information about the election timeline, check out this dispatch:
page=dispatch/id=1468065 Also, your vote does count and matter! Election Commissioner Pencil Sharpeners 2 is working hard to make this election fair and secure.
How You Can Spread The Word About My Campaign and support it:
1. Change your nation’s flag to the Bahamian flag like me.
2. Post this campaign dispatch in the RMB.
3. Send telegrams to other nations voicing your support for Trasterian for Local Councilor.
4. Change your nations’ motto to my campaign motto “Representing the voice of ALL nations/people.”
If you have any questions or comments don’t hesitate to send me a telegram or quote me in an RMB post!
Lastly, if you want a candidate who will represent the voice of ALL nations in the South Pacific, vote Trasterian for Local Councilor!
Conflict of Interest Disclosure
Region I am in: The South Pacific
Positions that I hold or held: Current Legislator in The South Pacific.
Good night everyone.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen
Yes, you can just make those out to cash.
We also accept pebbles, crayons, bedazzlers and bedazzling supplies.
Your HYPE is coming along nicely!
Have a good sleep!
Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen
You want new crayons?
Nice try! What are we, made of money?
Now pack up my crystal ware sets from the ancillary outer-office antechamber dining room in the LC offices. I want them back in the southern banquet gallery at my palace in Leningrad. Honestly, it's remarkable how many personal items I've put in the LC offices after so long in the position.
Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 3 othersPurple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, and Treekidistan
I feel your hype is coming along very well... but be careful, i see the Not Auphelia dispatch is due soon.
Any bad words against our beloved Auphelia will be dealt with..... harshly!
Auphelia, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 3 othersWi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen
Happy December TSP.
Beepee, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 1 otherShangyuen
If you VOTE FOR Shangyuen - a true gamesider - he will make sure the gameside will have a say in all matters concerning the gameside.
Shangyuen will be your voice in discord and the forums without you needing to go through the tedious forum sign up process.
Shangyuen will also transform the LC into not just a ‘glorified moderation team’ but an actual government of the gameside. He sees the potential of the LC and he will explore it so we’ll all have a more fun and involved gameside. (See Shangyuen’s answer #6 to Purple’s interview)
VOTE FOR SHANGYUEN, LC 2020
Conexia, Beepee, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersWi sd ea d, and Shangyuen
Quite right. You make a lovely surrogate, my dear, I must say. Your work last time was stellar!
Not to my standards, of course, but close indeed.
Conexia, Beepee, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 3 othersWi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen
No worries, I would never bad mouth Auphelia! How do you think I have managed to survive both of my terms serving with her? I'm not that stupid.
Just don't get me started on that Not auphelia.
Volaworand Publishes Conflict of Interest disclosure (formB-52s) paperwork in earth shattering fifth campaign dispatch!
Rock Lobster? Rock Lobster! HYPE!
With polls now open, I humbly ask for your vote. I will:
maintain a mostly hands off approach to moderation, keeping the RMB welcoming, fun and safe.
lower the inactivity exception for multi-posting from 60 minutes to 20 minutes.
up my game on posting fun and frivolous polls (since Auphelia will be out of office due to term limits).
continue maintaining a level head and use good judgement.
Re-elect Volaworand 2020 - Conflict of Interest Disclosure
The lawyers told me to fill out this Conflict of Interest stuff.
I assume formB-52s is correct?
Filling out paperwork always makes me dance! Lucky I still had the form from my prior successful campaign for Local Council, I just needed to update the attachment.
Conflict of Interest Disclosure Attachment:
WA NATION:
Volaworand
PUPPETS:
(all in TSP or TSP properties)
British Pitcairn Islands
British Falkland Islands
S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands
St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha
South Pacifica Isles
Le Front de Liberation du Midand
The Entropy
Tsp rmb moderation debate founder1
KFP
TEMPORARY SHARED ACCESS:
The tsp local council2
INVOLVEMENT IN OTHER REGIONS:
Ewww, no!
MAJOR CAMPAIGN DONOR(S):3
ANIMAL Super PAC
Joe Penguin All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails
TSP Bovine Extermination & Eradication Foundation
Hot Pink Hello Kitty Band-aid Clinical Study, VAC
Kentucky Fried Penguin Division, Krill Grill Inc.
POTENTIAL CONFLICTING INTERESTS:
scrounging for food
cats and/or husband4
playing with crayons
listening to Madonna remixes
destroying the patriarchy4
playing Lord of the Rings Online
earning income
bedazzling my pebble collection
watching all of YouTube
cultivating mindfulness4
job hunting4
lumbersexual hipster research
making it rain4
NOTES
1: Officer Psomewhere over the Rainbow
2: Founder Psomewhere over the Rainbow
3: See Financial Disclosure for breakdown
4: Unlikely/Theoretical conflict possible
~ Delivered via "Not-A-Bribe Bamboo Express" Delivery Truck to Pencil Sharpeners 2.
Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Shangyuen
Much of the offsite TSP is not even a fraction of the actual TSP users. I've seen time and time again a handful of users build a castle for themselves and lord over the rest of us peons and I won't stand for it.
Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, Shangyuen, and 1 otherPhilippinia
Shangyuen’s campaign is NOT Auphelia-centric, but will most definitely support Auphelian policies that have a positive effect on the community.
Shangyuen will be accountable to his constituents and the wider gameside community alone.
If you want a candidate that will hear you, fight for you in the LC, and is not afraid to bring up proposals to the LC just because he thought it won’t be supported by the other LCs, then VOTE FOR SHANGYUEN!
Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen
What about The South Pacific?
Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, Wi sd ea d, and 3 othersPurple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, and Treekidistan
Never heard of it.
Amerion, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 3 othersWi sd ea d, Shangyuen, and Treekidistan
Ahem, our Charter and regional laws clearly state that our region is the South Pacific.
Amerion, Conexia, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 5 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, and Treekidistan
Only because we have a Chair of the Assembly drunk on her unchecked discretionary edit powah's!
I hear rumors that t-rebels have even infiltrated the CRS and are secretly influencing the Delegate!
*clutches pearls! faints!*
Qvait, Amerion, Auphelia, Proctethia, and 5 othersMelicorium, Wi sd ea d, Purple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, and Treekidistan
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