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*Glances around, entering the alleyway and sniffing at the air.*

...periwinkles. Must be in the right place.

Awol christian soldiers

Harteath wrote:*Glances around, entering the alleyway and sniffing at the air.*

...periwinkles. Must be in the right place.

You looking for your friends?

Harteath

Awol christian soldiers wrote:You looking for your friends?

*turns his attention the speaker.*

You could say that. Any idea where they might've gotten to?

Awol christian soldiers

Awol christian soldiers

Harteath wrote:Any idea where they might've gotten to?

I believe they followed a trail of motor oil towards The Local Supermarket, trying to find the missing tour bus and some jars of expensive peppermint oil.

Harteath

Awol christian soldiers wrote:I believe they followed a trail of motor oil towards The Local Supermarket, trying to find the missing tour bus and some jars of expensive peppermint oil.

These guys are all over the place.

*sighs*

Thanks for the pointer.
Oh, and if you happen to see a little lady in a dress and a...what did he call it?...a scrunchie, tell her I went this way.

Awol christian soldiers

Awol christian soldiers

Harteath wrote:... tell her I went this way.

We will do so.

Good luck.

Harteath

uhh... why is this place so crowded recently

*He picks himself up and then sits down leaning back against a wall, drinking from a bottle tucked down in a paper bag*

Awol christian soldiers

House weser wrote:uhh... why is this place so crowded recently?

It seems there was an interest in the stolen tour bus.

Now, back to practicing.

*The music resumes and the dancers prance about*

"Bip, bomp, bam, alakazam
But only if you're grooving with the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates, don't forget your rope
Cause I know I'm gonna see you at my Double Dutch Show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Every time you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on
Bilzarbra, Milzary, Bilzetty, Pilzam
Tilzommy, Tilzerrance, Bilzobby that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus"

Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQGX8owZa9w

"Gimme a "ho" if you got your funky bus fare

Ho! Ho! Ho!

There's a double dutch bus coming down the street
Moving pretty fast so kinda shuffle your feet (shk-a-shk)
Get on the bus, pay your fare
Then tell the driver that you're going to a Double Dutch Affair
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Well I'll be darned, here it comes
The Double Dutch Bus is on the street
You'd better get off the curb, move your feet

Bus fare trans-pass
That's the way my money lasts
Ain't got no car to get around
When I go to work, I've gotta go downtown
Now I've missed my train, that's a darn shame
When I'm running late, no sleep's to blame
If you've got a wife, you know I'm right
You got a special man? Well, I can understand
Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down
Say uptown, say downtown
Well, I missed my bus I know I'm late
I gotta do something I know I hate
I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh that's okay
Cause what I really wanna say
I got bad feet my corns hurt
To top it off I'm late for work
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealin' wit a funky sidewalk
Let me show you how I walk
When I gotta do my funky walk
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing wit a funky sidewalk
I say shhhhhhhhhhh-sugarrrrr

Hizzey, gizzirls! Y'izzall hizzave t' mizzove izzout the wizzay sizzo the gizzuys can plizzay bizzasketbizzal

Izzsay whizzat? Nizzo yizzou izzain't

Y'izzall bizzetter mizzove!

Izzsay whizzat? Willze illzain't millzovin'...

Shillzu-gillza! Milzza nilzza bilzzaby!

Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch! Dizzouble dizzutch! Dizzouble dizzutch!
Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch! Dizzouble dizzutch! Dizzouble dizzutch!

Millze gillzot sillzomebillzody plillzays dillzouble dillzzutch

Whozzo?

My gizzirl!

Brillzing her izzin!

Izzo kizzay!

Izzall rizzight...

Izzo kizzay!

Izzall rizzight! Nizzow wilzee wilzill sillzee.

Bip, bomp, bam, alakazam
But only if you're grooving with the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates, don't forget your rope
Cause I know I'm gonna see you at my Double Dutch Show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Every time you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on
Bilzarbra, Milzary, Bilzetty, Pilzam
Tilzommy, Tilzerrance, Bilzobby that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus
(The Double Dutch Bus)

Let me hear you say do that
(Do that)
Let me hear you say do that again
(Do that again)
Let me hear you say do the do
(Do the do)
Let me hear you say do the do the do
(Do the do the do)
Do the do the do the do do do
(Do the do the do the do do do)"

Awol christian soldiers wrote:It seems there was an interest in the stolen tour bus.

Now, back to practicing...

Yeah well, it might not have been nice or clean but it at least shielded me from the rain, and bloody hell, is the wind ever calm in this city!?

Richard b uttlantis

Richard b uttlantis

House weser wrote:is the wind ever calm in this city!?

Only rarely. It's being on the shore of Lake Michigan that keeps the breeze blowing with some regularity.

House weser

Welcome to hell kids

Oi bruv, this is my dumpster ey!
A man in a Bulgarian trenchcoat and grizzled pedigree pope out of the dumpster and sprays fire from a PPSH.

The grand puffle republic, Richard b uttlantis, and Pigeon phorge

*Weser is roused out of his sleep*

What's all that noise about? And where did all these feathers come from?

Richard b uttlantis and Feline Masters

Richard b uttlantis

House weser wrote:What's all that noise about? And where did all these feathers come from?

*Unlocks the back door of the coffee shop and steps into the alley*

Big flock of birds drove by in an old car and partied here for the night. I think they've moved on.

Richard b uttlantis

*Tidies up the alley*

Seriously sparkly vampires

Richard b uttlantis wrote:Big flock of birds drove by in an old car and partied here for the night.

Anybody get the license number?

Richard b uttlantis

Richard b uttlantis

Seriously sparkly vampires wrote:Anybody get the license number?

It never even occurred to me to look.

Awol christian soldiers

Seriously sparkly vampires wrote:Anybody get the license number?

I could only describe it as a low-rider.

*The soldiers break out into song and dance*

War - Low Rider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mFxUIH5IaE

"All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Yeah

The low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Hey

Low rider knows every street, yeah
Low rider is the one to meet, yeah

Low rider don't use no gas now
The low rider don't drive too fast

Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me"

Richard b uttlantis and Seriously sparkly vampires

*Squeaks*

Howard beale

Burger king parking lot

what if kirby had legs

Welcome to hell kids

The plague docterr wrote:its been awhile since ive been here... and where did everybody who used to be here go?

The dumpster behind The Sands. I hear the calamari is quite good there.

Hey can I become WA Delegate and leader. I very good at Nationstates (sorry for my English, I from India)

Georgian bay leaves

WFE: [color=darkblue]The Dumpster Behind the[/color] [color=blue]Coffee Shop[/color]

[color=darkred]The white zone is for loading and unloading only[/color]

Flag : https://imgur.com/a/OUeAebZ

*The proprietor of the pizza shop emerges from one of the anonymous fire doors that lead onto the back alley. Looking around self-consciously, he walks over to the dumpster, and gently puts down a large plastic carrier bag.*

Um. That's your order delivered.

Dominions Pizza wrote:*The proprietor of the pizza shop emerges from one of the anonymous fire doors that lead onto the back alley. Looking around self-consciously, he walks over to the dumpster, and gently puts down a large plastic carrier bag.*

Um. That's your order delivered.

Squeaks *The rats start getting some of the food out of the bag*

HELLO HO HO HO THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE COFFEE SHOP

I AM SAN TECH LAWS THE CHRISTMAS BOT.
I BRING TIDINGS OF JOY
WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT.
[PLEASE HELP US FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG]
OR IT COULD BE MARIAH CAREY
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
IF THERE IS A NATION YOU THINK IS THE NICEST
[TELEGRAM LITTLE ST NICK SAYING WHY]
TO HAVE THEM PLACED ON THE NICE LIST.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
[USE OUR ADVENT CALENDAR]
TO COUNT THE DAYS DOWN.
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY CHRISTMAS
OR BE TERMINATED
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

IF THIS RMB POST IS DISAPPROVED
[PLEASE CONTACT LITTLE ST NICK]
TO GET IT REMOVED.

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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