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I’m giving you two stars on yelp!
I don't have any money in my bank account, it's been frozen since around 3 years ago.
Yay! That beats our previous rating by two stars!
Who said it was your bank account we drained?
You drained my aide's account?
THX!
Where are the poems at?
Will this one win by default?
Only time will tell.
Steps forth from a shadowy corner.
Clears throat, and adopts a recital pose.
Pack the tavern
Give them beer
Plague-ridden pints
Shots of fear
Watch them fall
Gutter sick
Cull the poor
Kill them quick
Parliament
Let nurses down
ClapClapClap
For the clown
Open tavern
Sickly beer
Pour libations
Costs us dear
Lies and shame
Drink or bust
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust.
Wanders over to the bar.
Is there perchance some bawdy serving wench that'll lighten my purse, and lay the weight of a flaggon of strong ale within mine hand?
So I heard talk of the pox spreading once more upon the lands of the Orient, oh well! - What more news blowing forth on ill winds can we expect this year?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/bubonic-plague-inner-mongolia-warning-marmots-a9602611.html
I was awoken at four in the morn
By late celebrations of the country being born
My dog gets a scare
By bombs in the air
And I'm too tired to think of a last rhyme - corn.
My poem
Once upon a daylight dreary
I had nightmares of Scott McCreary
American Idol of days gone by
Wishing I could throw a pie
I wait patiently for AGT
and make a cake, for a contestant you see
and soon no longer is a face
but fondant and cream all over the place
PR Megaforce and Samuel pepys
gives Brocklandia $25.25 in return
No, but if you'll provide your aide's information, we'll be happy to drain it too.
Post by Pools suppressed by Zombie Penguins.
╭━━━━╮ This is meme dog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ meme dog take over nation-states
┃ ┃ ╰━▅╮ by pasting
╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
╰╮ ┳━━╯ regions or he
▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme
╱▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲╱▔▔▔╲
▏ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ O O┃
╲╱▔╲▂▂▂▂╱▔╲▂▂▂╱
▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
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Such memes dream deadly doses of original my ass! Copying cretins pollute production, yet freedom frolicks in these areas, as well as mine, so I shan't schtop you.
The weekend poetry contest has ended. PR Megaforce will be picking a winner.
Drunkndisorderly and Howard beale
New poll! How do you feel about living in your NS country? Oh fūck wait. So what's there to consume???
Alright
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Pax Nerdvana, and The ambassadorial province of ur
Howard walks out of the main office with a staff name tag on. He slides behind the bar.
Sir? What do you mean?
Frozen in.... You know what, I’ve heard weirder.
Brocklandia and Howard beale
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