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United nations of colombia

Ushornaia wrote:Night everyone.

Night!

hallo hoomans i finaly got off my ass for the first time in 20 hours and stopped playing stellaris to see if anyones online

Plaugetopia wrote:hallo hoomans i finaly got off my ass for the first time in 20 hours and stopped playing stellaris to see if anyones online

Hello and goodnight

hello

Plaugetopia wrote:hallo hoomans i finaly got off my ass for the first time in 20 hours and stopped playing stellaris to see if anyones online

I ant having much problem getting off my bootay but 3 hours a day of karate, swimming, and running can do a number on the legs and lung, so its the chair itself that gets me tripped up.

Yo! What'd I miss?

Southern Xenick wrote:I ant having much problem getting off my bootay but 3 hours a day of karate, swimming, and running can do a number on the legs and lung, so its the chair itself that gets me tripped up.

your a better athlete then I

im out of my game a bit so excuse the bad everything

several months ago
one weeks after holters rebellion

the streets of fonkia were rubble, the misplaced bricks and concrete slabs strewn about the sidewalks cracked torn open or destroyed. the military had done a number in the city not meant to be invaded, for only a few weeks ago it had stood a tall bastion of progress for the empire and moments later a garbage fire of destruction and decay, i the far distance one could even imagine the melted and burnt slag of a war robot. perhaps a model 7 or even a 4.

as himmler walked through the streets litters of reffugees spew forth covered in dirt following a security robot every few minutes repeating in the same monotone voice .

"follow me for standard rations and housing, until the city is rebuilt you are to obey the reconstruction accord of plaguetopia. we are here o help not to destroy"

all its words lies until he and the other upper leadership could find a solution. as the restricted zone of the city drew closer only he was the one for meters and yards around with everyone else apearing to have vanished like in some soft of bad apocalyptic fiction the youths would make .and reaching the checkpoint he lifted his arm and waved a tight black band across a scanner . the officer confirmed his identity before asking questions and comments.

"commander himmler guns and or other biomass including food is not allowed on the premises . i will need to confiscate your weaponry only for the safety of the project"

himmler reluctantly reached into the large pocket of his trenchcoat and handed the man his old service revolver that wasn't even a smart weapon as well of handing him a box of mints and random crap.

the man put it in a tray and said

"proceed to the subject room commander himmler" before standing at arms

the rest of the zoned off area was what could be called "pristine rubble" one half of the building falling apart with steal beams hanging across walls obliterated and the other covered in only dust and concrete with the windows half visible through thedestruction. the lower half sorrounded by walls of fences and men with guns, the doors fully open the hallway of the former genetics building visible through the last checkpoint.

as he walked through the desolate hallway the walls still litered with holes of bullets or pipe explosions a robot walked up to him and replied to his non talkativeness.

"himmler please follow me to sub level 3"

"how destroyed is the subject"

with these words turning the heads of a few soldiers and scientists as the "subject" was secret being thrown about and the other reason being a high general randomly showing up.

"classified until safer location"

the elevator was slow on the descent two soldiers in the back each owning a side the carpet covered with moist disguisting water from puddles outside and the dirt from said puddles. the robot standing uncomoftable simple in the middle its clear vest saying "synth" was the only outcast it needed. for even in almighty plaguetopia war can discriminate between humans and the humannoids

as sub level three appeared both himmler and the robot came out taking several turns past windows not covered showing hundreds of tubes which used to contain babies smashed, the liquids emptied but one could imagine the blood spilt during the rebellion and holters idea of " a master race". a deranged retarded man with horrible views of the world. but rumored was he succeded before the rebellion ended and spreaded them acorss the nation. such theorys being hogwash of the highest degree.

entering through the last door into a lab with a window overlooking a former nursing room himmler walked in. one staffer leaving the room probably from having to swap places but more likely he didnt want to be judged. himmler walked to the man with a covered arm overlooking the window and said.

"so what are we lookin at here a blank page"

"glad you asked himmler" the scientist reacted the heavy duty mask sheilding his voice

"HANZ LOWER ZE WINDOWS"

as he said that a man across the room hit a few buttons and the dark mirror retracted to show a crib in an empty small room with a nurse by its side. the crib had a child wrapped in blankets inside which caught him offguard as he was expecting a mutated soldier not a toddler.

"why are you showing me a baby"

"because himmler this baby survived from the thousands killed here. which means the tan shirts managed to impact its genetic code and we made a discovery"

"does it involve his "master race" "

"slightly we took this babys blood and discovered it had a heavily mapped and altered gene chart with the companys birthing vault records saying 20 changes throught a three month span. the first altering facial shape then hair color then eye color then physical things like muscle growth, joint flexibility and metabolic rates"

"so it had modifications "

" no it had illegal modifications, last year after hanna documents were realeased we stop all babies born in vats from getting increased anything unless government approved and this facility didnt remove that equipment. but thats not all. i mentioned hanna and thats because this baby is a similar vein to that"

"this baby is a mutant super soldier "

"correct himmler and if this gets out we are in deep sh*t"

"then im not gonna let it get out, rommel doesnt approve of super soldiers and neither do i " himmler said walking towards a guard. he held out his hand and said to the man

"i need a pistol "

the main taken by suprise mumbled to himself about responsibility before handing himmler a gun.

he grabbed the needle and walked past the rest of the staff and through the door to the nursery and walked over to the child holding the gun out and closing his eyes, behind him a man ran through the door yelling.

"your no master of me"

he said before holding the weapon over them , waiting for some signal

and then time itself began to slow as he counted in his head the man running fast before was now moving slower then a snaill

10....
9...
8...
7..
6..
5..
4..
3..
2...

"himmler, dont kill a child . you have a fsmily at home and your brain cant handle the burden of taking a life . we have other solutions"
the scientist said yelling

"your right, but i still dont want this public. i dont care how long it takes but give hime gene treatments and give him to foster parents if real ones arent idenfitified, we dont need an overpowered individual running around."

New arizona city

Zenick wrote:Yo! What'd I miss?

Lots

Zenick wrote:Yo! What'd I miss?

Hello

Aydennn wrote:hello

Hello

Aydennn wrote:hello

Hello!

And good morning!

Ushornaia

Plaugetopia wrote:hallo hoomans i finaly got off my ass for the first time in 20 hours and stopped playing stellaris to see if anyones online

I understand. Stellaris is the best. You wanna know how to run an AI only game? (Press This button on your keyboard: ~
Hint: The button is in the top left of your keyboard right next to the escape button. Next after pressing the ~ button a little typing area for commands should appear. You should then type in 'observe'. it doesn't matter if it's capitalized or not but you have to be in the game for it to work. Then, you will be able to observe all of the AI doing their thing.) It took me lots of digging around in the Steam forums to find out but it should work on any paradox game. I've only tried it with HOI4 and EU4 though but it should work.

Plaugetopia and New arizona city

New arizona city

Been sleeping in a fridge what's been going on.

New arizona city wrote:Been sleeping in a fridge what's been going on.

This:

Plaugetopia wrote:im out of my game a bit so excuse the bad everything

several months ago
one weeks after holters rebellion

the streets of fonkia were rubble, the misplaced bricks and concrete slabs strewn about the sidewalks cracked torn open or destroyed. the military had done a number in the city not meant to be invaded, for only a few weeks ago it had stood a tall bastion of progress for the empire and moments later a garbage fire of destruction and decay, i the far distance one could even imagine the melted and burnt slag of a war robot. perhaps a model 7 or even a 4.

as himmler walked through the streets litters of reffugees spew forth covered in dirt following a security robot every few minutes repeating in the same monotone voice .

"follow me for standard rations and housing, until the city is rebuilt you are to obey the reconstruction accord of plaguetopia. we are here o help not to destroy"

all its words lies until he and the other upper leadership could find a solution. as the restricted zone of the city drew closer only he was the one for meters and yards around with everyone else apearing to have vanished like in some soft of bad apocalyptic fiction the youths would make .and reaching the checkpoint he lifted his arm and waved a tight black band across a scanner . the officer confirmed his identity before asking questions and comments.

"commander himmler guns and or other biomass including food is not allowed on the premises . i will need to confiscate your weaponry only for the safety of the project"

himmler reluctantly reached into the large pocket of his trenchcoat and handed the man his old service revolver that wasn't even a smart weapon as well of handing him a box of mints and random crap.

the man put it in a tray and said

"proceed to the subject room commander himmler" before standing at arms

the rest of the zoned off area was what could be called "pristine rubble" one half of the building falling apart with steal beams hanging across walls obliterated and the other covered in only dust and concrete with the windows half visible through thedestruction. the lower half sorrounded by walls of fences and men with guns, the doors fully open the hallway of the former genetics building visible through the last checkpoint.

as he walked through the desolate hallway the walls still litered with holes of bullets or pipe explosions a robot walked up to him and replied to his non talkativeness.

"himmler please follow me to sub level 3"

"how destroyed is the subject"

with these words turning the heads of a few soldiers and scientists as the "subject" was secret being thrown about and the other reason being a high general randomly showing up.

"classified until safer location"

the elevator was slow on the descent two soldiers in the back each owning a side the carpet covered with moist disguisting water from puddles outside and the dirt from said puddles. the robot standing uncomoftable simple in the middle its clear vest saying "synth" was the only outcast it needed. for even in almighty plaguetopia war can discriminate between humans and the humannoids

as sub level three appeared both himmler and the robot came out taking several turns past windows not covered showing hundreds of tubes which used to contain babies smashed, the liquids emptied but one could imagine the blood spilt during the rebellion and holters idea of " a master race". a deranged retarded man with horrible views of the world. but rumored was he succeded before the rebellion ended and spreaded them acorss the nation. such theorys being hogwash of the highest degree.

entering through the last door into a lab with a window overlooking a former nursing room himmler walked in. one staffer leaving the room probably from having to swap places but more likely he didnt want to be judged. himmler walked to the man with a covered arm overlooking the window and said.

"so what are we lookin at here a blank page"

"glad you asked himmler" the scientist reacted the heavy duty mask sheilding his voice

"HANZ LOWER ZE WINDOWS"

as he said that a man across the room hit a few buttons and the dark mirror retracted to show a crib in an empty small room with a nurse by its side. the crib had a child wrapped in blankets inside which caught him offguard as he was expecting a mutated soldier not a toddler.

"why are you showing me a baby"

"because himmler this baby survived from the thousands killed here. which means the tan shirts managed to impact its genetic code and we made a discovery"

"does it involve his "master race" "

"slightly we took this babys blood and discovered it had a heavily mapped and altered gene chart with the companys birthing vault records saying 20 changes throught a three month span. the first altering facial shape then hair color then eye color then physical things like muscle growth, joint flexibility and metabolic rates"

"so it had modifications "

" no it had illegal modifications, last year after hanna documents were realeased we stop all babies born in vats from getting increased anything unless government approved and this facility didnt remove that equipment. but thats not all. i mentioned hanna and thats because this baby is a similar vein to that"

"this baby is a mutant super soldier "

"correct himmler and if this gets out we are in deep sh*t"

"then im not gonna let it get out, rommel doesnt approve of super soldiers and neither do i " himmler said walking towards a guard. he held out his hand and said to the man

"i need a pistol "

the main taken by suprise mumbled to himself about responsibility before handing himmler a gun.

he grabbed the needle and walked past the rest of the staff and through the door to the nursery and walked over to the child holding the gun out and closing his eyes, behind him a man ran through the door yelling.

"your no master of me"

he said before holding the weapon over them , waiting for some signal

and then time itself began to slow as he counted in his head the man running fast before was now moving slower then a snaill

10....
9...
8...
7..
6..
5..
4..
3..
2...

"himmler, dont kill a child . you have a fsmily at home and your brain cant handle the burden of taking a life . we have other solutions"
the scientist said yelling

"your right, but i still dont want this public. i dont care how long it takes but give hime gene treatments and give him to foster parents if real ones arent idenfitified, we dont need an overpowered individual running around."

New arizona city

New arizona city

Ushornaia wrote:This:

Cool pun intended

2 more weeks (days) until the colony will finally be established (assuming nothing goes wrong...)

New arizona city and Ushornaia

Katanunkerver wrote:(assuming nothing goes wrong...)

(I’ll be regretting saying these words soon, won’t I?)

New arizona city

New arizona city

Katanunkerver wrote:(I’ll be regretting saying these words soon, won’t I?)

Maybe

Voting session
Recently, protests had been found in the many states of Katanunkerver, all of them demanding their state to have a say in the voting sessions. At first, the leader was reluctant because he couldn’t see a way for the states to even have a say, but he went along with it after a couple more riots could be seen in his front door. He would then ask the party leaders on what should be done about these protests and the agreed answer was to simply let them have a say in the voting sessions. Of course, it was now the question of how they would get involved, it was decided that the voting session will mainly be about it. The voting session is still in session, and the results will be released soon.

Ushornaia

Zenick wrote:Yo! What'd I miss?

Lots. I seem to have lost my phone a 3rd time this week so i contact you when I find it

Ushornaia wrote:I understand. Stellaris is the best. You wanna know how to run an AI only game? (Press This button on your keyboard: ~
Hint: The button is in the top left of your keyboard right next to the escape button. Next after pressing the ~ button a little typing area for commands should appear. You should then type in 'observe'. it doesn't matter if it's capitalized or not but you have to be in the game for it to work. Then, you will be able to observe all of the AI doing their thing.) It took me lots of digging around in the Steam forums to find out but it should work on any paradox game. I've only tried it with HOI4 and EU4 though but it should work.

Minecraft is better L M A O

New arizona city

Plaugetopia wrote:your a better athlete then I

Not a contest
I have a bad history with chairs. A few months ago in science class I was suplexed by a chair, and this happened in the 5th and 4th as well. A bit of a streak.

New arizona city

Southern Xenick wrote:I ant having much problem getting off my bootay but 3 hours a day of karate, swimming, and running can do a number on the legs and lung, so its the chair itself that gets me tripped up.

I'm just bad at everything

Southern Xenick wrote:Minecraft is better L M A O

N O O O O O O

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