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Mister jackpot

*comes out of bathroom*

Is that cheap pizza I smell?

Private panda

True detective

The cheapest but not the least expensive, if you get my drift.

*throws slice in garbage can*

*pulls slice out of trash*

Whaddafeck? Dis here is a freebie now.

Fdle wrote:*pulls slice out of trash*

Whaddafeck? Dis here is a freebie now.

smh
Ferchristsake, at least put in the microwave. Maybe some heat will kill the germs.

Fdle wrote:*pulls slice out of trash*

Whaddafeck? Dis here is a freebie now.

Gimme that!

*throws out window.*

Enough. You failed the last physical already. Next one and your gone. Now, stay outta my trash can! That's an order.

Patrolman Random Koolzip wrote:Gimme that!

*throws out window.*

Enough. You failed the last physical already. Next one and your gone. Now, stay outta my trash can! That's an order.

Man, you sound just like Lt. Bradshaw. Don't be such a dick.

Would you look at that, I let this one CTE. My wife is always telling me I forget things too much.

Deputy-barney fife

Deputy-barney fife

Lieutenant Columbo wrote:Would you look at that, I let this one CTE. My wife is always telling me I forget things too much.

Glad you could make it back!

You're invited over to Thelma Lou's tonight! We're having a B-B-Q seeing how it's her birthday and everything.

Sheriff jw pepper

They's a new sheriff in town boys. What the hell is goin' on?

Sheriff jw pepper

Deputy-barney fife wrote:Glad you could make it back!

You're invited over to Thelma Lou's tonight! We're having a B-B-Q seeing how it's her birthday and everything.

Ill be dadgum iffn I could get a slice of Thelma Lou's pie!

Sheriff jw pepper wrote:They's a new sheriff in town boys. What the hell is goin' on?

Did you meet the gang?

Sheriff jw pepper wrote:Ill be dadgum iffn I could get a slice of Thelma Lou's pie!

Ya gotta git thar early, boi!

Sheriff jw pepper

Nick danger wrote:Did you meet the gang?

Go ahead and open up the glove compartment and accept that embassy from the Turkik Union. Them Union boys hired me on as theee department of homeland security and such so Ill be over in that precinct, and son, I get over there early they bettter not be no line! Bahowdie!

Post by George floyd suppressed by a moderator.

Detective rustin rust cohle

*leaves slices devils food cake and a few vanilla shakes*

Lieutenant theo kojak

*leaves tip*

Hank schrader

Book 'em Dan-o!

Can't you see you're upsetting Nancy?

Sargeant joe friday

10-4

Rogue unitopia

Nick danger wrote:Can't you see you're upsetting Nancy?

Nancy Reagan? She's dead.

can we at least get some stale day old donuts ???

Hank schrader

sure homey

Lieutenant theo kojak

need some ice

Walter junior

Hank schrader wrote:sure homey

Uncle Hank

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