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It's all under control. Trust us.
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*A Completely black armoured van pulls up and a group of people in SWAT team gear walk in with a floating stretcher. On the stretcher is a Injured woman with serious cuts all over and what appears to be a black infection all over her chest. One of the men speaks.*
“She has been injured in a classified experiment in Area 51. This is to remain secret. Can you cure her.”
Can't cure her. Do your own dirty work.
Merry Christmas from our region to yours!
**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**
Registered Nurses and Frog worlds
So long! I’m going to Halloween
Sending a token of continued friendship:
**delivers a basket of muffins, pastries, jam and butter, and Hershey's kisses**
Registered Nurses, Caramiello, and Frog worlds
How fitting, since you're now a ghost.
Caramiello and Frog worlds
A guy went into the exam room and the nurse asked him to disrobe and put on the gown. He said, "I have a problem and I'm afraid you'll laugh at me."
She said, "I'm a professional; I would never do that."
So he disrobed and she noticed that his penis was one inch long. She burst out laughing, and ran out the door. She composed herself, and came back in saying, "I'm so sorry, that was so unprofessional of me. Now what was your problem?"
He answered, "My penis is swollen."
Caramiello and Frog worlds
Happy 5 year embassy-versary! Leaves some cookies
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