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The united states public health service

It's all under control. Trust us.

Where have I heard that before?

Frog worlds

The united states public health service

Don't Panic. More people die from the flu than from ebola.

Frog worlds

I had the flu. I didn't die.

Frog worlds

The united states public health service

Only one person has died from ebola. We at the Public Health Service still encourage every one to remain calm.

Frog worlds

Let's see, one out of three. I say, let those in charge of the CDC go into the trenches and stand in front of the projectile vomitus and diarrhea protected by only goggles, gowns, and masks.

Frog worlds

Post by Morbaitlund suppressed by a moderator.

Interdimensional hitchhiker

The Interdimensional Hitchhiker was here!

Frog worlds

Post self-deleted by Registered Nurses.

Post self-deleted by Registered Nurses.

*A Completely black armoured van pulls up and a group of people in SWAT team gear walk in with a floating stretcher. On the stretcher is a Injured woman with serious cuts all over and what appears to be a black infection all over her chest. One of the men speaks.*

“She has been injured in a classified experiment in Area 51. This is to remain secret. Can you cure her.”

Frog worlds

Can't cure her. Do your own dirty work.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Registered Nurses and Frog worlds

Urrggh, urrghhh urgh. UUUURRRG!

(Translation: Greetings friends, we are now part of this region for a short time.)

Frog worlds

I hope you don't have the corona virus.

Frog worlds

Urrrg, uggggg uuurrrrrrrrgggghhh?!

(*The what?*)

Frog worlds

An ns traveler

Just a traveler around ns

Frog worlds

An ns traveler

An ns traveler wrote:Just a traveler around ns

So long! I’m going to Halloween

Frog worlds

Sending a token of continued friendship:

**delivers a basket of muffins, pastries, jam and butter, and Hershey's kisses**

Registered Nurses, Caramiello, and Frog worlds

An ns traveler wrote:So long! I’m going to Halloween

How fitting, since you're now a ghost.

Caramiello and Frog worlds

A guy went into the exam room and the nurse asked him to disrobe and put on the gown. He said, "I have a problem and I'm afraid you'll laugh at me."

She said, "I'm a professional; I would never do that."

So he disrobed and she noticed that his penis was one inch long. She burst out laughing, and ran out the door. She composed herself, and came back in saying, "I'm so sorry, that was so unprofessional of me. Now what was your problem?"

He answered, "My penis is swollen."

Caramiello and Frog worlds

Happy 5 year embassy-versary! Leaves some cookies

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