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he did not remember RIP
Urcea, Kirav, Kistan, and The New True Cross
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Heku.
New poll in Gypsy Lands. Hurry, 3 days only.
Hi!
Post by The ambassadors reception suppressed by Heku.
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Slakonian and Corumm
Resolution of the Executive Committee of the Parliament of The Democratic Republic of The Holding:
On behalf of the People of the Democratic Republic of The Holding, the Executive Committee of the Parliament of The Holding extends greetings to all the nations of Greater Ixnay. The Executive Committee of the Parliament of The Holding looks forward to building a strong working relationship with all the nations of Greater Ixnay.
The Democratic Republic of The Holding has been in a state of dissolution and anarchy for many years. It is with the greatest joy that our people have reasserted the governance of the Democratic Republic of The Holding. Our people remember our glorious and prosperous previous existence in the region of Ixnay and later in the region of Greater Ixnay. It is with great happiness that we return.
Votes in the Affirmative: 5
Votes in the Negative: 0
Votes in Abstention: 0
Sending a token of continued friendship:
**delivers a basket of muffins, pastries, jam and butter, and Hershey's kisses**
The Neoteric Confederation of Cronzcovina has arrived from Balder.
Urcea, The Holding, and Kistan
Resolution of the Executive Committee of the Parliament of The Democratic Republic of The Holding:
On behalf of the People of the Democratic Republic of The Holding, the Executive Committee of the Parliament of The Holding extends greetings to the The Neoteric Confederation of Cronzcovina upon its arival to Ixnay. The Executive Committee of the Parliament of The Holding looks forward to building a strong working relationship with the people and government of The Neoteric Confederation of Cronzcovina.
Votes in the Affirmative: 5
Votes in the Negative: 0
Votes in Abstention: 0
Remember when the RMB was the site for news updates and IC stuff? Kiravo-Fhainnridge Farm remembers.
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The New True Cross.
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet.
CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
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Post self-deleted by Goliath Grouper Islands.
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