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Tweet from Supreme Leader and Godfather Andrea Agnelli:
I'm surprised the Totally Biased and Corrupt officials didn't favor us against Porto! Something is wrong with the state of officiating! UEFA needs REFORM!!! REFORM that helps Juventus not get screwed every single goddamn match!
Paris Saint-Germain and City football group
Ha ha we beat Liverpool!
We here at the Premier League appreciate the opening of embassies with FIFA Lands! We shall send you updates from the most-watched football league on the planet!
This message was sponsored by Budweiser; official beer of the Premier League!
If you reach the finals you won't beat us! Nobody beats City and gets away with it! Oil money rules!
Paris Saint-Germain, Juventus fc, Istanbul basaksehir fk, and Real madrid club de futbol
I'm glad you beat Atalanta! Those hipsters think they can compete in the CL! They're not even a relevant team and therefore should be banned from participating!
Paris Saint-Germain, Istanbul basaksehir fk, and City football group
Preservative-laden Qatari cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
Our cheeses are made of plastic! Everything we do is made of plastic!
RB Leipzig, Juventus fc, Istanbul basaksehir fk, and City football group
Just want chelsea win
Yes! We beat Bayern!!! Now our dream for European supremacy for Qatar is one step closer! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
RB Leipzig, Juventus fc, Istanbul basaksehir fk, and City football group
To all Man City Fans
I just beat your favorite team on FIFA 0-6 in the UCL quarterfinals with Barca
Atletico. Madrid.
Navas is nearly as old as Handanovic, give me a break.
I’ll speak to you later.
Then we'll gladly spend big for more goalies. 200 million, non-negotiable offer for De Gea!
RB Leipzig, Juventus fc, Aston-villa, and City football group
Irl I'm a supporter of Bayern Munich...
YES! QATAR REACHES THE SEMIS! CUE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!
قسما قسما
قسما بمن رفع السماء
قسما بمن نشر الضياء
قطر ستبقي حرة تسمو بروح الاوفياء
سيروا على نهج الألى
سيروا وعلى ضياء الانبياء
قطر بقلبي سيرة عز وأمجاد الاباء
قطر الرجال الاولين
حماتنا يوم النداء
وحمائم يوم السلام
جوارح يوم الفداء
قسما قسما
قسما بمن رفع السماء
قسما بمن نشر الضياء
قطر ستبقى حرة تسمو
بروح الأوفياء
Now we must beat Dortmund! Hopefully we have the refs our squad to squeeze out a win against them! Next up, it's time to see which oil nation is the best of them all!
Paris Saint-Germain, Juventus fc, and Aston-villa
Håland will score a hatrick despite Pep creating a 7,000 page plan for when Håland touches the ball.
Then we'll conspire with the refs make sure he doesn't score!
Paris Saint-Germain and Juventus fc
Update: we actually conspired with the refs played well in the end!
Paris Saint-Germain and Juventus fc
HELL YEAH SEMI FINALS!
Cus FC Bayern was taken
Hala Madriddddddddd!
First Semi-Final since our victory in 2018!
Booooooooooom
Imma beat yo oil clubs
If I was founder I would’ve suppressed it. M*****a Madrid
Oil clubs are the best! You're definitely not beating us if you make it to the finals! Qatar rules supreme!
RB Leipzig, Juventus fc, Real madrid club de futbol, and City football group
Tweet from Supreme Leader and Godfather Andrea Agnelli:
I'm glad that the Totally Biased and Corrupt UEFA are considering our MUCH-NEEDED REFORMS to the CL! We will ensure the competition remains the best! Make UEFA Great Again!
RB Leipzig, Paris Saint-Germain, Istanbul basaksehir fk, and City football group
As representatives of Qatar, we second the motion! The Champions League are for the elites, not for the peasants like tiny French teams like Lille and Lyon!
RB Leipzig and City football group
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