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I want whoever made all of the Womble puppet trading cards quartered.

Laver Island, Apabeossie, The Champions League, Rivierenland, and 5 othersNew skandenivia, Drew Durrnil, En hassik, The imperial prussian realm, and The axis of death

I wake up and consume Ben Shapiro's sexy climate change denial

Then I brush my teeth but not before intense anger of misogyny fills me after seeing my sister in the hallway - God I wish she would just stay in the kitchen!!!!111

After I get dressed I put on my white airpods and I listen to Jordan Peterson's audiobooks - I wish our weak minded liberal society would organise it like lobsters

On my way to the bus stop I see a man whose skin is darker than mine - I call him "Tyrone" and the N-word and refuse to use his proper name or treat him like a human being

Inside the bus I tell the pregnant woman she's the reason society is falling apart - how dare she ask for a seat just because she's pregnant 🙄 ugh

My boss tells me I am fired because he doesn't tolerate my poor treatment of the female and ethnic minority staff members - this is all twitter's fault like I'm a victim of cancel culture
I hope the libs learn their lesson soon

I don't get the needed welfare help because I vote for Republicans who hate the lazy poor but I am not lazy poor I was just cancelled and now I can't vote because 50$ for an ID is a lot
This is the gay-trans-great replacement agenda at work!!!!11

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, The New Nordic Union, Yahlia, St Scarlett, and 10 othersApabeossie, Rivierenland, Libertandonien, The kingdom of denmark, Kanokla, New skandenivia, Drew Durrnil, En hassik, Noristoniaka, and Anglo-francios

Apabeossie wrote:Imagine closing all of your factbooks, smh

Harsh times require harsh actions

Laver Island wrote:Where is Sicily

I’m wondering too

Yahlia, Laver Island, Apabeossie, Rivierenland, and 4 othersLibertandonien, Kanokla, Drew Durrnil, and En hassik

Laver Island wrote:

I wake up and consume Ben Shapiro's sexy climate change denial

Then I brush my teeth but not before intense anger of misogyny fills me after seeing my sister in the hallway - God I wish she would just stay in the kitchen!!!!111

After I get dressed I put on my white airpods and I listen to Jordan Peterson's audiobooks - I wish our weak minded liberal society would organise it like lobsters

On my way to the bus stop I see a man whose skin is darker than mine - I call him "Tyrone" and the N-word and refuse to use his proper name or treat him like a human being

Inside the bus I tell the pregnant woman she's the reason society is falling apart - how dare she ask for a seat just because she's pregnant 🙄 ugh

My boss tells me I am fired because he doesn't tolerate my poor treatment of the female and ethnic minority staff members - this is all twitter's fault like I'm a victim of cancel culture
I hope the libs learn their lesson soon

I don't get the needed welfare help because I vote for Republicans who hate the lazy poor but I am not lazy poor I was just cancelled and now I can't vote because 50$ for an ID is a lot
This is the gay-trans-great replacement agenda at work!!!!11

Damn, Laver got redpilled.

Yahlia, Laver Island, Apabeossie, Rivierenland, and 4 othersLibertandonien, New skandenivia, Drew Durrnil, and En hassik

Libertandonien

Yahlia wrote:Imagine being Eins...

What are you then?
Zwei?

Yahlia wrote:I would commit four war crimes for some chocolate now, ngl

I would commit five 😤

Laver Island wrote:Where is Sicily

Good question, actually

I SUMMON THY, Sicilian imperial-capitalist empire, TO RISE.

We miss you. 😢

Libertandonien wrote:I would commit five 😤

Five? Dude, c'mon, that's overkill. It's only chocolate

The New Nordic Union, South St Maarten, Laver Island, Pilipinas and Malaya, and 7 othersApabeossie, Rivierenland, Libertandonien, Kanokla, Drew Durrnil, En hassik, and Imperial kaiserreich germany

America commit millions of war crimes for oil
They must really need that cooking oil for all that big food

Libertandonien

Yahlia wrote:Five? Dude, c'mon, that's overkill. It's only chocolate

smh, you're talking to a Swiss person here

It's not ''jUsT cHoCoLaTe''

Laver Island wrote:America commit millions of war crimes for oil
They must really need that cooking oil for all that big food

makes sense, cuz they're 'murica

Anglo-francios

Whenever I am awake the RMB is sucky. But when I look at what happened last night... Its way better than the rmb Im used to.

Apabeossie, Eco-Paris Reformation, Drew Durrnil, En hassik, and 1 otherImperial kaiserreich germany

Corosky wrote:Pizza already has a base made from an acidic fruit tomatoe's are the sauce the problem is when you put something like a pineapple into a food that already have acidity for a base the flavours wouldn't be even there will be too much acidity and i everytime i eat a pineapple pizza it's always soggy nobody wants a soggy pizza and also usualy the pinapple juice will be all over the pizza and i'm pretty sure nobody want to eat a pizza that raste like pineapple everytime they take a bite

That’s because you drain the pineapple juice from the pineapple.
Seriously, do you not drain stuff?
That’s like saying your tuna sandwich is soggy because there’s lots of juice from the tuna can.



President of the Government of the Lusophone Commonwealth

Incumbent

Irene Maria Vaquinhas
since 25 April 2021

Style: President of the
Government

Formation: History Major

Faculty of of Arts and Humanities

University of Coimbra


With the creation of the United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves in 1815, there was a long list of prime ministers after the reform of the constitution in 1750 with John V. Although there were many, this list starts in 1920, when the political situation changes in the country. For, in 1948, federalism was implemented when Angola became the first federal kingdom and the UK became the Portuguese Federation. At that point, Sidónio Pais was the President of the Government, when the Empire was at war with France over Austrlia. Even so, he left the plans for federalism to start at least within a decade, until the Lusophone Commonwealth was created in 1999.

So Sidónio Pais remained as President until 1926, when he lost the election. There were only two national governments: the first between 1930 and 1934, and the second between 1942 and 1946. But no President of the Government was in power as long as Aníbal António Cavaco Silva (1939 - ...), in which she was in power between 1979 and 1999, and the first woman to be President of the Government, after Maria de Lurdes Pintasilgo (1967 - 1975).

The current President of the Government is Irene Maria Vaquinhas, who won the elections on the April 25th, 2021. She is the second woman of the Partido Reformista Federal (Federal Reformist Party) to be President of the Government, succeding Catarina Martins, having been the popular President of the Government of the Commonwealth since Nelson Mandela back in 1997.

The election for President of the Government works like this: the President of the Government in office points to elections one day. Then, each federal monarchy votes for the party they want. Elections take one day and the result comes out the next day, as there is still a lot to tell. When the results come out, the President of the Government in office leaves 24 Avenida da Liberdade (the President's Residence) and the person who won the elections will go to the Capitol Building, in Vila de Campelos, for the monarch to ask him to form a government. This can often not happen, when the person who won was by the minimum margin. He (the monarch) can ask to go to a second round of elections, which happened only once, in 1987, or form a national government with the party with the second highest vote.

In cases of corruption, this is rare for a president of the government. One case was with Vasco Gonçalves. He won the 1966 elections, but in the following year, he ended up resigning to the post, after discovering a case of corruption involving the President of the Government. Then he schedules elections and leaves the government, leaving the monarch with government power until a new president of the government is elected, in this case, Maria de Lurdes Pintasilgo, the first woman to be the president of the government.

Then, since 1920, there have been 18 Presidents of the Government and several governments, not including Pais's war government. The 2021 elections were held on April 25 to choose the new President of the Government, and the one to be elected was the already mention Irene Vaquinhas.


Government of the Commonwealth of Nations

Ministry

Name

Party

Term

President of the Government

Irene Maria Vaquinhas

Partido Reformista Federal
(Federal Reformist Party)

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Home Affairs

Inês Silva

Independent

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Roberto Alcântara Lopes

Partido Reformista Federal
(Federal Reformist Party)

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Finances and Economy

Mário Centeno

Partido Reformista Federal
(Federal Reformist Party)

25 April 2021 - Presnt

Ministry of Defense and War

Henrique Gouveia e Melo

Independent

14 June 2013 - Present

Ministry of Education and Culture

Pedro Passos Coelho

Partido Social Democrata
(PSD)

26 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Health

Marta Temido

Independent

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Housing and Infrastructure

Cavaco Silva

Partido Social Democrata
(PSD)

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Business and Industrial Strategey

Rui Rio

Partido Reformista Federal
(Federal Reformist Party)

29th August, 2021

Ministry of Trade

Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa

Partido Reformista Federal
(Federal Reformist Party)

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Agriculture

Catarina Silva

Independent

27 June 2021 - Present

Ministry of Sea and Fishing

Joana da Costa Silva

Partido Reformista Federal
(Federal Reformist Party)

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Justice

Francisca Van Dunem

Independent

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Social Securiy and Labor

Alberto Pimentel

Independent

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Territorial Cohesion

Augusto Santos Silva

Independent

25 April 2021 - Present

Ministry of Time

Salvador Martins

Partido Reformista Federal
(Federal Reformist Party)

25 April 2010 - Present

Ministry of Magic

Hermione Granger

Independent

12 October 2019 - Present



List of Presidents of the Government since 1920

#

Portrait

Title
President of the Government
Office
(Birth–Death)

Term of office

Party

Government

Monarch

1

Sidónio Bernardino Cardoso da Silva Pais
(1872–1945)

1 January 1920 - 1 June 1926

6 Years and 6 Months

Partido Liberal Português

Pais War
1920 - 1925


Pais II
1925 - 1926

Manuel II
1908 - 1932

2

Bernardino Luís Machado Guimarães
(1851 – 1944)

1 June 1926 - 21 January 1927

6 Months and 20 Days

Partido Regenerador Brasileiro

Machado
1926 - 1927

3

Luís Maria Lopes da Fonseca
(1883 - 1974)

21 January 1927 - 21 January 1930

3 Years

Partido Regenerador Português

Luis Maria
1927 - 1930

4

António de Oliveira Salazar
(1889 – 1970)

23 January 1930 - 23 January 1938

8 Years

Partido Conservador Liberal

Nacional I
1930 - 1934


Salazar I
1934 - 1938

Amélie of Orléans
1932 - 1934


Duarte Nuno I
1934 - 1976

5

António Maria da Silva
(1872–1950)

23 January 1938 - 4 May 1950

12 years, 4 months and 19 days

Partido Socialista Português

Silva I
1938 - 1942


Nacional II
1942 - 1946


Silva II
1946 - 1950

6

Almirante José Mendes Cabeçadas Júnior
(1883 - 1965)

4 May 1950 - 4 May 1954

4 Years

Partido Conservador

Cabeçadas
1950 - 1954

7

Marcello José das Neves Alves Caetano
(1906 – 1980)

4 May 1954 - 4 May 1958

4 Years

Partido Socialista Português

Caetano I
1954 - 1958

8

António de Oliveira Salazar
(1889 - 1970)

4 May 1958 - 2 Januray 1962

3 Years and 4 Months and 2 Days

Partido Conservador Liberal

Salazar II
1958 - 1962

9

Marcello José das Neves Alves Caetano
(1906 – 1980)

4 January 1962 - 4 January 1966

4 Years

Partido Socialista Português

Caetano II
1962 - 1966

10

Vasco dos Santos Gonçalves
(1921 – 2005)

4 January 1966 - 1 January 1967

364 Days

Partido Socialista Português

Gonçalves
1966 - 1967

11

Maria de Lourdes Ruivo da Silva de Matos Pintasilgo
(1930 - 2004)

1 January 1967 - 11 January 1975

8 Years and 10 Days

Partido Liberal Angolano

Pintasilgo I
1967 - 1971


Pintasilgo II
1971 - 1975

12

Francisco Manuel Lumbrales de Sá Carneiro
(1934 - 2010)

11 January 1975 - 1 July 1979

4 Years, 6 Months and 10 Days

Partido Social Democrata

Sá Carneiro
1975 - 1979

Maria III

1976 - 2012

13

Aníbal António Cavaco Silva
(1939 – ...)

1 July 1979 - 2 August 1999

20 Years, 1 Month and 1 Day

Partido Social Democrata

Cavaco I
1979 - 1983


Cavaco II
1983 - 1987


Cavaco III
1987 - 1991


Cavaco IV
1991 - 1995


Cavaco V
1995 - 1997


Cavaco VI
1997 - 1999

14

Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela
(1918 - 2013)

2 August 1999 - 5 May 2005

7 Years, 5 Months and 3 Days

Partido Social Moçambicano

Mandela I
1999 - 2001


Mandela II
2001 - 2005

15

Pedro Manuel Mamede Passos Coelho
(1964 - ...)

5 May 2005 - 3 March 2009

3 Years, 2 Months and 2 Days

Partido Social Democrata

Passos Coelho
2005 - 2009

16

Fernando Henrique Cardoso
(1931 - ...)

3 March 2009 - 14 June 2013

4 Years, 3 Months and 11 Days

Partido Socialista Federal

FHC
2009 - 2013

Duarte Nuno II
2012 - ...

17

Catarina Soares Martins
(1973 - ...)

14 June 2013 - 25 April 2021

7 Years, 10 months and 11 days

Partido Reformista Federal

Martins I
2013 - 2017


Martins II
2017 - 2021

18

Irene Maria de Montezuma de Carvalho Mendes Vaquinhas
(1955 - ...)

25 April 2021 - Incumbent

Incumbent

Partido Reformista Federal

Vaquinhas
2021 - ...


Factbook designed by Slavatania.
Name and symbol designed by St Scarlett.


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Morning mates.

I'm pleased to announce that the list of PMs has just been updated, so, go and check it out.

I also have to say that I will create a dispatch with the elections since 1920 until 2021. This will have maps, showing national and regional votes, and the maps, from time to time, will get bigger, has every state is admitted to the union.

So, I hope you like it,
The Lusophone Federation of NorthPortugal

South St Maarten, Pilipinas and Malaya, The Oriental Empire, Rivierenland, and 8 othersLibertandonien, Eco-Paris Reformation, Drew Durrnil, En hassik, The new mexican confederation, Noristoniaka, Anglo-francios, and Maalat

Hello I’m back

South St Maarten, Libertandonien, Eco-Paris Reformation, Drew Durrnil, and 2 othersThe new mexican confederation, and Anglo-francios

Estoniia wrote:Hello I’m back

welcome back

Following Post is before my last post yesterday.
Great Britain and All Ireland wrote:Yesterday, the President of France marked the 200th anniversary of the death of Napoleon Bonaparte. He is a divisive figure in France. Conservatives revere him as a political and military genius who helped shape France into a modern state while leftists decry him as a warmongering tyrant who brought back slavery in the French empire.

What are everyone's thoughts on the diminutive emperor?

I don't care. Respect.

Swedish-norwegian kingdoms in europe wrote:For people who are uneducated on if Drew is in NS.

DREW. ISN'T. HERE.

by Swedish-norwegian kingdoms in europe

Drew's actual nation was Deruuu , please don't confuse the REAL Drew Durrnil with fans who made their name Drew Durnil (or like it), such as Drew Durrnil.

PLEASE SHARE THIS TO EVERY REGION YOU CAN

Read dispatch

Nearly everyone in Europe knows this already, but we can use it to show new nations?

Salzburg austria wrote:do you know the way?

I know the way to Mo'Joe?

Laver Island wrote:Russia style demokrasi when? 😩

When someone brung up the conversation.

Yahlia wrote:Why is the RMB so spammy all of a sudden?

Because uneducated children are shouting out random things that no one actually cares about.

Yahlia wrote:I would commit four war crimes for some chocolate now, ngl

Would you like some white chocolate?

The imperial prussian realm wrote:Hello

ヨーロッパへようこそ

Laver Island wrote:Where is Sicily

Yahlia wrote:In the Mediterranean Sea

In Italy, in the Mediterranean Sea.

Laver Island wrote:A day in the life of a Capitol Hill rioter
I wake up and consume Ben Shapiro's sexy climate change denial

Then I brush my teeth but not before intense anger of misogyny fills me after seeing my sister in the hallway - God I wish she would just stay in the kitchen!!!!111

After I get dressed I put on my white airpods and I listen to Jordan Peterson's audiobooks - I wish our weak minded liberal society would organise it like lobsters

On my way to the bus stop I see a man whose skin is darker than mine - I call him "Tyrone" and the N-word and refuse to use his proper name or treat him like a human being

Inside the bus I tell the pregnant woman she's the reason society is falling apart - how dare she ask for a seat just because she's pregnant 🙄 ugh

My boss tells me I am fired because he doesn't tolerate my poor treatment of the female and ethnic minority staff members - this is all twitter's fault like I'm a victim of cancel culture
I hope the libs learn their lesson soon

I don't get the needed welfare help because I vote for Republicans who hate the lazy poor but I am not lazy poor I was just cancelled and now I can't vote because 50$ for an ID is a lot
This is the gay-trans-great replacement agenda at work!!!!11

:D
Such idiots.

Laver Island wrote:America commit millions of war crimes for oil
They must really need that cooking oil for all that big food

For all the fried foods...

Ugh...

Anglo-francios wrote:Whenever I am awake the RMB is sucky. But when I look at what happened last night... Its way better than the rmb Im used to.

はい、I agree.

Estoniia wrote:Hello I’m back

こんにちは、バック。私まノリ。

Anglo-francios

En hassik

Anglo-francios wrote::(

almost forgot about him its been weeks

Eco-Paris Reformation, Drew Durrnil, Imperial kaiserreich germany, and Anglo-francios

Anglo-francios

En hassik wrote:oof its been weeks😔😔

I wonder if I will ever see my favorite Italian island again. Sicilian imperial-capitalist empire! COME BACK TO US PLEASE!

Anglo-francios

Moldavians people wrote:Hello to all of you ;)

10 years and... 69 days ago nice

The New Nordic Union wrote:His actions led to us losing half our country, so, bad :/

Which country?

Great Britain and All Ireland wrote:Which country?

Saxony

http://www.sorvia.de/files/Inhaltsgrafiken/Sachsen_nach_1815.jpg

Laver Island wrote:

I wake up and consume Ben Shapiro's sexy climate change denial

Then I brush my teeth but not before intense anger of misogyny fills me after seeing my sister in the hallway - God I wish she would just stay in the kitchen!!!!111

After I get dressed I put on my white airpods and I listen to Jordan Peterson's audiobooks - I wish our weak minded liberal society would organise it like lobsters

On my way to the bus stop I see a man whose skin is darker than mine - I call him "Tyrone" and the N-word and refuse to use his proper name or treat him like a human being

Inside the bus I tell the pregnant woman she's the reason society is falling apart - how dare she ask for a seat just because she's pregnant 🙄 ugh

My boss tells me I am fired because he doesn't tolerate my poor treatment of the female and ethnic minority staff members - this is all twitter's fault like I'm a victim of cancel culture
I hope the libs learn their lesson soon

I don't get the needed welfare help because I vote for Republicans who hate the lazy poor but I am not lazy poor I was just cancelled and now I can't vote because 50$ for an ID is a lot
This is the gay-trans-great replacement agenda at work!!!!11

This is why we should unironically replace the far-right.

Laver Island and En hassik

Drew Durrnil wrote:This is why we should unironically replace the far-right.

Yeah, but replace them with what?

An icelolly?

En hassik

Noristoniaka wrote:Yeah, but replace them with what?

An icelolly?

A person that is not far-right. If you are wondering what's gonna happen to them, they're getting deported.

En hassik

Libertandonien

Drew Durrnil wrote:This is why we should unironically replace the far-right.

I've seen your post before the edit and bruh

Laver Island, Rivierenland, Drew Durrnil, En hassik, and 1 otherImperial kaiserreich germany

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