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With methamphetamine on (and in) the minds of many Victims, law enforcement officials have suggested limiting access to meth precursor chemicals, such as pseudoephedrine, a common nasal decongestant sold in pharmacies across the country.

There's some really clean windows in Victimized houses.

M E T H

Allergic to water and Square town

"When a blind man and his guide self-aware nuclear bomb..."

...walk into a bar, hilarity ensues

Allergic to water and Square town

I would advise Your Holiness to end their disgusting lives with the fire of your divine wrath. Unworthy as I am, I suggest that you demonstrate your infinite power in the form of your acolytes using Holy Hand Grenades to blow your enemies to tiny bits, in your mercy. That will undoubtedly be a sufficient sign for all those who dare question your divinity!”

There is no need for smoke and mirrors when thou art truly an omnipotent god, certainly. Oh Overlord for Life, the world will gasp in awe at thy divine majesty, if it is your will!

Two different people there... They think im god. I love this nation

Armans and Tri-tri-squircles

Square town wrote:I would advise Your Holiness to end their disgusting lives with the fire of your divine wrath. Unworthy as I am, I suggest that you demonstrate your infinite power in the form of your acolytes using Holy Hand Grenades to blow your enemies to tiny bits, in your mercy. That will undoubtedly be a sufficient sign for all those who dare question your divinity!”

There is no need for smoke and mirrors when thou art truly an omnipotent god, certainly. Oh Overlord for Life, the world will gasp in awe at thy divine majesty, if it is your will!

Two different people there... They think im god. I love this nation

uh oh
they might be in dire trouble

Square town

i have reached all-consuming economy while also maintaining stupidly low civil rights and political freedoms

Armans and Tri-tri-squircles

Square town wrote:i have reached all-consuming economy while also maintaining stupidly low civil rights and political freedoms

beautiful
so have i

Tri-tri-squircles

"Dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Armans."

alrighty then

Square town and Tri-tri-squircles

I literally just outlawed women driving and it made my average lifespan go up

Armans

Allergic to water

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

an attempt was made on my life... therefore the entire country of origin of this plan must die

Armans

Allergic to water wrote:The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

an attempt was made on my life... therefore the entire country of origin of this plan must die

oh yeah i did that too
they just had a plan to shoot me and i nuked 'em all to hell

Allergic to water and Square town

Allergic to water

I am in the bottom 2379 countries on the planet for avg. lifespan. only 2378 to go.

Armans

Allergic to water wrote:I am in the bottom 2379 countries on the planet for avg. lifespan. only 2378 to go.

niiiiiiice

Allergic to water

“It’s edam shame that cheese isn’t a delicious sector of our economy!” declares the fanatical Val Taleggio, who appears to have constructed clothing out of a variety of dairy products. “Cheese is love. Cheese is life. We must force people to eat cheese, regardless of their dietary problems, so everyone can learn to love one another in the name of dairy. Otherwise poor souls will live forever provolone.” He then starts building a shrine of cheese around your desk.

solution?
The lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.

Armans

Allergic to water wrote:“It’s edam shame that cheese isn’t a delicious sector of our economy!” declares the fanatical Val Taleggio, who appears to have constructed clothing out of a variety of dairy products. “Cheese is love. Cheese is life. We must force people to eat cheese, regardless of their dietary problems, so everyone can learn to love one another in the name of dairy. Otherwise poor souls will live forever provolone.” He then starts building a shrine of cheese around your desk.

solution?
The lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.

CHEESE SHRINE

Square town

Armans wrote:CHEESE SHRINE

indeed

Armans

Square town wrote:indeed

I want a cheese shrine

Armans wrote:I want a cheese shrine

same. It would be epic. We should make one in the hallway

Armans

Allergic to water

I have just achieved psychotic dictatorship. I'm so happy

Armans

Allergic to water

Also. Check out my new name. I changed the description before the name. It pairs very well with the psychotic dictatorship classification

Armans

Tri-tri-squircles

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise All-Powerful Vertex's name on an hourly basis.

Thanks to my questionably sane advisor, this is now happening.

Square town

It's best to decline if The Void offers to buy a round of drinks.

...because they may be the last thing you ever drink

Square town

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Void in ermine and velvet garb.

How do you clothe a piece of pure chaos?

Square town

homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness,

aka drug withdrawl

Armans

Square town wrote:homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness,

aka drug withdrawal

hahahaha
your people are addicted to your nation

i have begun blowing up all mountains in the name of public safety

Armans

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