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Just because I have to censor profanity doesn’t mean this isn’t canon, yo!

Nazbeth wrote:In an effort to pacify the ravenous hordes descending on the Nazbethian coast “because beaches are hot, dude,” President Sofia Sarrafi sends 2,000 tons of the finest casks of Nazbethian aged wine (plus 4,000 tons of NazzaFraz™ Cheap Whiskey for good measure) directly to Chad. It comes with a letter saying that if he agrees to call off his minions she’ll throw him the biggest bachelor party in history. She suggests the Wastes would be the ideal location, and to not bother wearing any special equipment because “everyone knows masks are lame, bro.”

Tsar chad reads the letter and notices the large amounts of beer. realizing that a bro is always better than a ho , chad decides that he will accept the cease fire, if the nazbethians send a champion to face him in a game of beer pong. He decides that he should hold the face off in the CHADLANDIA party megopolis

Nazbeth

The Nazbethians propose that the Wastes would be a much finer location for this face off. “You can put the ‘nuclear’ back in ‘Go Nuclear!’”

Why supress?

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Richomp wrote:Why supress?

You know why.

Nazbeth and Richomp

Nazbeth wrote:The Nazbethians propose that the Wastes would be a much finer location for this face off. “You can put the ‘nuclear’ back in ‘Go Nuclear!’”

Tsar chad decides to be more wasted than the wastes. He orders his horde to march. However, in a huge miscommunication, they end up taking over deplandia

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Richomp, the point of the Dauiland server was to relocate this sort of spam off the RMB. Nazbeth, you too.

Nazbeth

Post by Richomp suppressed by Nazbeth.

#cyberbullyied

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Why are you being like this?

Nazbeth

Richomp wrote:#cyberbullyied

Really.

yees

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

BREAKING NEWS!!! CHAD HAS DIED!!! THE NATION MOURNS, AND THERE IS NO CLEAR TSAR. THE GOVERNMENT HAS ORDERED A 6 DAY PERIOD OF MOURNING, IN WHICH THERE WILL BE NONSTOP PARTYING. DURING THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE A GAME OF BEER PONG TO DECIDE THEIR SUCCESOR.
CHAD DIED AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 22, AFTER AN OVERDOSE OF COCAINE AT A PARTY

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

BREAKING NEWS, SCARY KICKS, A DRUNKEN FORM OF SARY HYKKS, HAS BEEN MADE TSAR! THE NEW TSARDOM WILL STAY AS YUGE AS EVER.

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Richomp wrote:BREAKING NEWS!!! CHAD HAS DIED!!! THE NATION MOURNS, AND THERE IS NO CLEAR TSAR. THE GOVERNMENT HAS ORDERED A 6 DAY PERIOD OF MOURNING, IN WHICH THERE WILL BE NONSTOP PARTYING. DURING THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE A GAME OF BEER PONG TO DECIDE THEIR SUCCESOR.
CHAD DIED AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 22, AFTER AN OVERDOSE OF COCAINE AT A PARTY

Not surprising...

Nazbeth wrote:TSAR CHAD WAS AMAZING!!! I RELINQUISH CONTROL OF MY NATION, AND WILL CHANGE MY NATIONS NAME TO SUBJECT OF CHADLAND. ALL HAIL TSAR CHAD. TLU, CHANGE YOUR NAME.

TLU change your name!

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

That's not how NationStates works.

Nazbeth and Richomp

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:That's not how NationStates works.

Just declare it in the rmb or I will unleash a power unseen on you

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Richomp wrote:You need to remember to conjugate your (Amy) Klobuchar

Klobucho Klobuchamos

Klobuchas Klobuchais

Klobucha Klobuchan

Nazbeth wrote:3 RMB posts on the WFE? Who could’ve guessed?!

It’s not illegal, so I’m doing it.

I think Pong Krell was a real upstanding guy, y’know.

Nazbeth wrote:Can you spit in my tea?

Nazbeth wrote:Have you unlocked the secrets? The mysteries of life? With Tim and Moby? Or need I explain further?

Ah, memories.

Nazbeth and Richomp

CHAD IS HOLY

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

What do you call Sary Hykks after snorting three pounds of powered stroop waffle?

Rahul

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

BANJECTED SPEED RUNNING!!!

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

I'm kidding, please dont banject me.

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Richomp, the Prime Minister of the Dauiland Parliament is officially your Richompian character. What’s their name?

Nazbeth wrote:Richomp, the Prime Minister of the Dauiland Parliament is officially your Richompian character. What’s their name?

Sure, I have this written somewhere. It's not Kalatu.

Grand Ambassador Rikel Nozash

A middle aged man with a surprisingly full head of hair and olive skin is the Richompian Prime Minister of the DP. Born as a son to a Cerrent senator from the sunset islands, He worked his way up through the ranks of Richompian government, after he served his term in the army when Richomp was at war with Deplandia 30 or so years ago. He has a deep sonorous voice, and is stern in his negotiations. He was not favored for the position, but after meeting with Kalatu in Whalani, was selected for the position. His pick was mostly approved of by the nation, but small groups were not content, as he was not Jewish, as the majority of the religous population of Richomp. However, this criticism has all but faded away as he has performed admirably, garnering praise from all major parties. He is not registered with any party, which means that he will most likely keep his position even after elections. Often seen sporting a deep navy blue suit in perfect posture, his dominating physique draws the eye quickly. Towering over most, his 6'6 body allows him to dominate the conversation. Personally, he has been known to favor the Richompian strongman attitude, wherein the nation will ally and guarantee the independence of smaller nation, and allowing them to remain in the Richompian sphere of influence, if they further Richompian goals. However, this has sometimes put him at odds with Kalatu, who sees interventionalist as the best ideology for Richomp going forward. Even though his youth has been gone for a long time, he may still harbor a resentment towards the Deplandians, who he fought for much of his early adult life. Regardless of his political views, he is a loyal Richompian but who tries to adjudicate fairly in the parliament, currying favors to call in at certain times. He was recently recalled to Whalani for a meeting with the Premier, so his stance going forward is unknown.

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