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EVIDENTLY!!! Same schmucks who giggle whenever I say "Uncle Ho"! I'm talking about Ho Chi Minh, goddammit, and you maggots would know that IF YOU FREAKING STUDIED!
studying is for losers
Don't come crying to me when you get a 1 on the AP exam!
I DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR NATION NAME IM SOBBING
Are you guys just trying to remind me to come back here?
The Holy Testicle works in mysterious ways.
What’s that again? I forgot.
As the Holy Testiculine Emporer, I suppose it is my duty to inform the uneducated of their all-knowing Creator; The Holy Testicle.
One day, the Tesicle decended and bore fruit, which went on to spawn every known lifeform on Earth and beyond. I am part of a long line of prophets that can still hear it's mutterings, tangled deep within matter's helix code.
I implore you to visit one of our many Temples, so that you may find the Truth and the Way.
Which one of you maggots thought it'd be a good idea to put oat milk in my manly black coffee? I'm failing the whole class for your little stunt.
Hello Beating Brian Up Gang
To celebrate the opening of our embassies, Brian Bromberg's Unapologetically Funky Big Bombastic Band will perform a tune called "Bass Face" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK4CK3vXtp8) for you!
When do we start beating up brian?
RIGHT NOW!
I killed Brian. No more beating him up. Wrap it up, guys.
BOMBS AWAY!
Mina kamrater, we are unable to participate in N-Day this year.
If only this region could be renamed to Beating Gilbert Up Gang.
In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:
**Sets up a table of Belgian waffles, fresh strawberries, ham and cheese omelets, bacon, orange juice, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**
whos brian
Loaded question. I posit that he's ripe for beating and that's his fate as bestowed by Lord Arceus.
If you think this is how you get an A on my tests...
You're RIGHT!
slams my classroom door, puts down the blinds, and consumes everything at a pace that would make any ordinary history teacher ill
*beats up brian*
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