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A short summary of nations I came across… (both IC / OOC)

Being inspired by several other factbooks and dispatches that I have read, namely Epistrofia and Northern Ateria’s Factbooks, I’ll try to write a mostly IC (but can be OOC) summary about each of the nations that I came across, encountered, or simply found interest.

I’ll of course make it as nice as possible. If some descriptors do not suit you or offends you, do let me know. I will change it. :)

EDIT: I’ll add more soon. It’s really past my sleeping time!

Nation

About the Nation.

The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star

More robots than humans, actually. Clarissa is a creepishly happy AI here.

Arctica-aleutia

A good place for you to chill out!

The Celestial Empire of Bathor

Keeping Singapore safe! Our Singapore safe! And also very scientifically advanced.

The Free Bears of Bears Armed

I can certainly BEAR their presence. They're a pretty nice country to visit this time of year.

Bengal and assam

If Bengali and Japan mixed each other, it would be this perfect hybrid.

The Anarchy of Blogotopia

How did increasing their public education make their people dumber? I really want to know!

The Flowering Haven of Bloodshade

A nation lead by a very friendly vampire. Dracula's probably mad at her, but she doesn’t care.

Caligolus

Sheesh! And you people thought that MY characters have long names!

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive

Cool Issues Editor. No, I don't know if they can whisper to a candle. Ask them yourself.

The Gone in the blink of an eye of Cupcake Tracer

That flag of Tracer sticking out her tongue a little is pretty cute, heh. I was personally sad when they CTEd once.

Dawetid

A lot of scripts for their national language! Personal favorite goes to the Burmese script!

Eisenhurst

This is what happens when Skynet got self-aware, but backtracked and say, 'Hmm, humans aren't so bad!'

The High Enchantressdom of Elvectica

Their Queen is like Mother Nature in terms of fashion.

Epistrofia

They made F7 Wrapchat! How cool is that? One of my sources of inspiration for this.

The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania

No, he's not a cat. Please stop asking me.

Evil lord bane

It's as if Bane from Batman couldn't be any more eviler. Orange-and-white flag goes well, like a cat color.

The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia

Flag looks a bit Roman to me though. Why do you try to ban Shredded Cheese?

Freedlymonia

I once talked about how their flag has a confused two-headed dragon. 'Should we be left wing, or right wing?' Good times.

The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of Frisbeeteria

That GIF is oddly satisfying. Also, banlasers - turning spam into ash.

The Democratic Republic of Gandoor

With flags that they got from those weird Japanese shows. Hope it's not FNAF-style animatronics.

Gaozu

If China gained 100 levels RPG-style, they will become Gaozu.

The Heldere n Betoverde Dimensie of Garden at 6th Mile Road

An enigma that even the creator himself cannot solve. Also a place where I show my psuedo-OCD with same-length texts.

Greater south

If Team Fortress 2 meets Overwatch, this would be it. Don't ask them about Greater North though… they might have nuked it.

Haja-mishu

Egypt! Egypt! Egypt is the place to be! (It's a song reference). Anyway, thanks for inviting us to dinner!

Hammer britannia

They will hammer you to kingdom come.

Higher japan

Their leader is a little… crazy, let's put it that way. Definitely not a force to be underestimated.

Hinodia

Romans JAPANESE. Also, anime and badass military, a force to be reckoned with.

Independant nations and guilds

Independent of the word "Independent". Leader looks a little… menacing, but kind!

Kannadrickium

ANNA KENDRICK THE GREAT LIVES HERE. Also, ask her for a pineapple or two sometimes. She's got quite a lot of them.

The Republic of Kannap

Changes flag quite often. Now it's a hunk! Found her quite often in TET.

Karamiko

A land of peace, prosperity, coolness, and penguins! The PM is also pretty tall.

The Queendom of Kindjal

I looked up to them for NS Stats. But… you gotta work on that Economy.

Kirakira land

I think we just got out-niced.

Kirislavia

What very warm and relaxing houses you have there! Also a place to experience all kinds of weather.

The Supreme Ultimate Country of Kyoki Chudoku

Jolyn did a favor for them! (Oh crap, I'm not supposed to say that…)

The Metacausal Big Bad Daddy of Kyrusia

Definitely not a ram. Got that maroon color as a flag; definitely an indication that he's a Mod.

The Republic of Kyupaa

How did they feed 34 billion people is beyond my wildest imagination.

Lamebrainia

Nation name checks out; it's filled with dumb and ignorant people.

The Insane Hallucinations of Low bloods

I guess they are tired of calling everyone Senpai. I miss those days. :(

The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore

Disappointed that they didn't use a moon-based flag. It's in the name, after all!

The Beautiful Mathematicians of Mathematik

Math research counts as currency. Counterfeiting is pretty high.

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

Their Defence Forces jumped up 29.84%, to 163,151.54! You probably have a death wish if your nation is going to invade them.

The Wombology of Nantoraka

They definitely love the purple. It's on their flag, the leader's outfit… you get the point.

Napoleonic europa

Far too many times I called their leader a man. My apologies…

Nationales deutsches reich

If they were around in 1945, WW2 would be adverted, friendships forged, and millions of lives saved.

The Time-and-Space Benders of Natuurkunde

Multiple dimensions and wormholes can be found!

The Sympathic Syneidocracy of Neonymphonia

Owner of a super factbook - one factbook to rule them all! Fits all the info nicely, really.

Netherspace

Unknown! I'm here to bargin!

New emeline

Ohhh, dude, that cat on your flag looks pretty high! Catnip?

The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan

Their weather forecast for the next 5 days? STORM! LIGHTNING! HURRICANES!

The Imperial State of Northern Ateria

So many parallel nations were made, and they have a lot of memes.

Northern borland

Everything is greener on the other side, i.e. their side.

Persagonia

Their unique sig. helps us recognise their puppets. I'm a detective now. :P

Persagonian republic

Persagonia Part II: Electric Boogalo! :P

Pilarcraft

Is that an array of APC-23s on your base, or are you just happy to see us? Kickass military and equipment.

The United Mangrove Archipelago of Ransium

A forest of mangroves that stops the Sea of Spam.

The Immortal Shogunate and Affiliated Territories of Reploid Productions

Her banhammer can destroy universes. Earthshatter is NOT her ultimate; it's like her 0-second-cooldown ability! (OW Ref, heh).

The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs

When someone got a little too vindictive with taking revenge on humanity. 9's The Machine made an appearance.

The National World Republic of Silver Commonwealth

Free American Empire II: Electric Boogaloo!

Singapore no2

He's got A LOT of issues for NationStates. That's a compliment, of course!

The Kingdom of Soleanna

They made Sonic '06 awesome. Bugs and glitches not included in this nation.

Soyouso

Their flag is an indication of crazy shenanigans to come.

Spanish falangist state

They broke the oppression, and now they're progressive! Expect them!

Stanier

Don't do any Mafia jokes about us, capiche?

Stojam

A country which you don't want to challenge them to wrestling or making hardcore music. They will break you and your musical spirits.

The Dominion of Supreme Authority

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN GO THERE? STAY AWAY FROM THEM!

Tawwassen

Used to be Lamerika. I haven't seen them in a while. :( The President sports a badass beard.

The Love That Never Was of The Albali Republic

I really love their OOC entry. Police Medic - They attack, and they heal.

The Democratic Republic of The Batavia

They are Indonesia DUTCH.

The Lamb pate with toast, lamb kebab with satay sauce, stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts, lamb shank hotpot pie with pickled red cabbage, aromatic lamb casserole with prunes, fruity lamb tagine of The Blaatschapen

I'm not making a sheep pun. That's too obvious. * Smiles sheepishly *

The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

Herp a derp derp. In all serious, very nice guy, really!

The Matriarchy of The Grand Diamond Authority

They are indeed, a diamond in the rough. ;)

The republic of wadiya

Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?

The united nations of europa

They used to be under another nation, but they made this new nation that truly represents them.

The Realm of Topoliani

They, in fact, do not Deus Vult. A group of peaceful knights, really.

The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa

If Stalin travelled to Africa for a holiday and thought about communism there.

Uniserve

Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Oh, and Cha-ching! Income gap is pretty low for such a high economoc output though, so kudos to that!

The Shipwreck of USS Monitor

Literally has bancannons! Don't underestimate this ship.

The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z

A nation of love. And giants. Are we love giants? Beh, one way to find out!

Van hool islands

It's my personal go-to place for a vacation. Green and Clean!

The Heerlijke Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands

How did Vice Foresittend Jolyn landed a job as a spy? She stuck out like a sore thumb! Also, lots and lots of cars.

The Borderlands of Vidunderlige Nye Verden

Anarchy is the name! Mad Max-like stuff here. Warning: Only for ages 18 and up.

The Overwatch's Enhanced Bastion of Voorzichtigheid

Weapons and Defence for Earth… our Earth.

The Scientific Super Colliders of Vostrov

Science! And Oriental!

Willania imperium

Their flag is agreeable to my taste. They will most likely blind you with science.

Xibei-san-ma

I guess they stamped out their stamps.

Yeffin

They have a handsome skunk as a leader. No, the idea does NOT stink, don't be rude. :)

The Piratical Navy of Zheng Yi Sao

Had a leader with a very, very intersting backstory who worked with both sides of the law.

Zitravgrad

Their leader is NOT a pirate. He's just missing an eye, be sensitive about it. Might have Russian Dancing Men.

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