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Regional Religion: Samorianism
Made by several founders in honor of our God, Mr. Samorian. According to our founder 35 is not a numberMr. Samorian Law
Law 1
What Mr. Samorian says is Law, no matter what.
Law 2
Finders Keepers
Law 3
Losers Weepers
Law 4
That Mr. Samorian is Great
Law 5
Only eat burgers that look like they were run over by a train (White Castle)
Law 6
Any Chromebooks left in the room will become the new loaners
Law 7
Begone with these Demons
Law 8
If Levi is gone we shall cry.
Law 9
Todd is Mr. Samorian's Best Friend
Law 10
He won't put you on the spot, but he will.
Law 11
Water Bottles cannot leak water.
Law 12
Cold showers are the worst.
Law 13
You must be mesmerised by Asher's ventriloquism.
Law 14
If you DON'T use your time wisely and keep talking I'm going to have to kick you in the face and then were going to have a problem.
Law 15
If this continues, I'm going to either have to move one of you over here, or one of you to the office.
Law 16
He'll Be Here for all month, and then he won't.
Law 17
We Will All Miss Mr. Samorian
Law 18
Kermit is the most awesome-est
Law 19
Sesame Street is Enjoyable.
Law 20
All balloon animals must do work.
Law 21
Asher's last name is spelled d-e-a-n.
Law 22
In a few years, Mr. Samorian will be our Instagram friend.
Law 23
... Maybe start with her...
Law 24
They didn't do their job on that one, do your work.
Law 25
Charlotte's old dog looks like her father.
Law 26
If you spend a lot of money it better be an experience
Law 27
He's already ready already
Law 28
We hate Abigail for not coming to school.
Law 29
Charlotte must be part of every conversation
Law 30
Time is human construct
Law 31
Bad idea, you idiot.
Law 32
If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready
Law 33
Mr. Samorian Rules
Law 34
You can't threaten to kill someone
Law 36
unless you follow through
Law 37
I don't want to deal with garbage
Law 38
Your lazy and good for nothing, not just one
Law 39
We made time
Law 40
And I didn't even pay him to say that
Law 41
How is that possible, that someone could be better than him
Law 42
I've said it once, I don't wanna say it again. Though I might say it again
Law 43
...Clap, clap, magic...
Law 44
NO body no crime
Law 45
Mr. Samorian will take over the world
Law 46
Don't do that...
Law 47
Unless they deserve it
Law 48
No... No.... No.... No....
Law 49
He is an Egotist, he wants people to notice him.
Law 50
Children are a nuisance
Law 51
I will miss you