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The History of Tranquilience, Part I

In the begining, before spelling, there was a fantastic explosion of light. Tiny particles of light created Westwind, the fatherland of the mighty Architect.

This architect might have created spelling, but his greatest accomplishment was the founding of Equility, his older brother. He used clay to form his own mirror image, then brought life to Max Barry. This triumvirate was declared illegal in Bigtopia by Violet, whose reign of cultist terror banned everything it could. Unfortunately, the cultists could not stay forever, and left, to the delight of the Architect.

To celebrate, he commissioned a gigantic Crimson Rum keg to help him end the procrastination of his liver. Fortunately his liver was sturdy enough to withstand it. He then permanently barred Equilism's borders against alcohol import so that nobody else would experience his massive hangover.

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