Scodalek Government (SDC) New Legislation Results

The following listed below are the headline results after the Atolls of Scodalek Government (SDC) following recently passed new legislation.

- Lord Scott Darnley has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
- Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- In musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
- Businesses are abandoning the City Centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially
- The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- Birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- Doctors fax when they need facts fast.
- Lord Scott Darnley is the self-declared God of all Atolls of Scodalek.
- It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- Remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
- Many aides in Lord Scott Darnley's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
- Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
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