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by Settentrionalia. . 244 reads.

What your kind of NS flag says about you (closed)

What does your NS flag say about you?

Let’s find out!

Disclaimer: this is a goofy factbook so take it easily, I obviously don’t judge users by their flags

a Scandinavian standard

You are almost surely a simp for Northern European nations and you try to emulate their success, good for you! Your people will be happy

An American standard

Oh say can you see! you love the American government and you want your citizens to be able to live the American dream, (or you are a goofy ah psychotic dictatorship ), it is kinda hard to mess it up so you should theoretically have a good flag nonetheless

A very detailed black dominant flag

You are nightmare stuff but you also have a good lore

A Soviet standard


You are probably worse than Stalin and you call yourself the liberator of the workers from capitalism when you treat them worse than before the revolution

A Soviet standard with several colors

You are an American leftist antifa who still thinks that Comunism is a better option than capitalism in the 21th century, also, your family is seriously worried about the fact that you never leave your room

A three colours standard

You play it safe and easy, nobody can insult you with something that simple

An objectively well made flag

If you are a new nation it is most likely Almonaster Nuevo did it for you, if you are an old nation, it is still likely but hey, good job if you didn’t ask help from anyone 👍🏻

A bad communist flag

You are too much in politics for your age, consider self improvement

Stars everywhere

You are just the right age to be involved in politics, you also genuinely believe in a better future and in freedom

Japanese imperial standard

You have nothing to do with japan and just liked the style of the flag

A random person from a videogame or movie

You probably know a lot more of politics than other nations and also have a good sense of humor

An oblique cross standard

You are just chilling and we respect you because there is nothing hateable about you or your nation

goofy flag

You ARE goofy but also have a somewhat high level of popularity and have a good personality

german imperial standard

You hate n@zis even more than normal people because they ruined your nation’s history, you put a lot of effort in your factbooks, especially the military ones.

medieval flag

You spend a lot of time doing religious and royal factbooks, your IQ is lower than the average tho

flags with Christian crosses

You most surely suck at vexillology but atleast you tried

initial flag

You didn’t try and you do not even care at this point

”ex nation” flag

Bro you are literally dead 💀

Anime character flag

You are a weeb.

Anime character inside an historical flag

You are a depressed weeb, it is surprising you didn’t commit seppuku already

weird Anime flag

No. Just no.

weather service/logo flag

You always wanted to help others in your region with a specific service, so you created a nation that can fulfill the service, you are basically selling your soul for the community without even a reward, but hey you were able to develop a good story about your company

Czech standard

You also play it safe like the three colors standard, but you try also to add some spicy style into it, most nations like this are good to hang with

Emblem on the side flag

You are objectively good at vexillology and flex your skills by showing the coat of arms of your nation, you put a lot effort on overall all of your nation. (In alternative you are just a common communist nation)

The “failed attempt” flag

You messed up but we respect your humble attempt, you just want to have a cool looking nation and you will always try to become better

MS paint flag

Bro just use Canva 💀

National animal on the flag

Alright so here we have 3 options:

1) you have a goofy animal because you are a goofy nation
2) you just wanna flex on your national animal because he looks cool
3) you are a furry

In case 1 or 2 you are generally a known individual that lives in the big pacific regions, in case 3 you are just a furry, this means that either like cute animals or are a pedophile

already existing flag

We got it, you like your nation or you support Ukraine, which is fine, but If you use a less known flag from the starter selection of flags, THINKING that they will never know that you are unable to make your own flag… oh you are completely wrong, we all know it but we won’t tell you so that you can be further humiliated.

overcomplicated flag

WE GOT IT, YOU ARE GOOD AT MAKING FLAGS, now please spend some time roleplaying with us, you spend like 5 minutes in the RMB every day despite the fact that you are always online

simple flag with blue and green stripes and a yellow star

“But Settentrionalia, isn’t this a bit specific of a category?”

“I know but someone was eccentric enough to want his own category, so respect his choice”

Flags with birds

Nations with birds (especially doves) are either Utopias or Dystopias, but never something normal

Modern Japanese standard

You are genuinely a cool user to talk with, you like making factbooks that have a fantasy feel

Flags with black outlines on symbols

You definitely used Scrontch flag designer, and we respect you for that, you were atleast smart enough to find a website that makes flags in an easy way instead of making one from scratch knowing that you suck at vexillology.

Flags with mottos/words

We all hate you despite the fact that you have good opinions, in alternative you are just a goofy nation

Historical flags

You are a complete simp for the nation is your flag, and this can be very cool or very worrying depending on the historical nation you choose, you are also good at making political factbooks and joining political roleplay on the RMB

Hammer and sickles outside the Soviet Standard

You have invented a new ideology or you are just socialist, and In both cases you're pretty silly but in a good way.

Flags with leaves

You are Canadian, we all know you are Canadian, even if you say that you are not, we still know that you are secretly Canadian, this makes you by default the most polite user in the entirety of NS

Ring flags

Come on, we all thought that was the flag of an international organization rather than the flag of a nation ATLEAST once, you should admit that your flag would look great for an alliance. Nations like rarely know how to speak English, but they are cool people to hang with.

Flags similar/identical to the regional ones

You are very patriotic for your region, this might also mean that you are a regional moderator with the cool power of suppression, which makes you either very cool or very bad from the perspective of the inhabitants of the region

Flags inspired by another NS nation

You are either an alt. Of that other nation, a simp for that other nation, or got recked and you had been invaded by that other nation, in any case denying the fact that you are in any way related to that other nation is like saying that the earth is flat (everyone knows it’s a donut)

(south) Korean standard

You are a somewhat original nation who likes Asia not just for le Japanese anime, and are also energetic, giving overall a good vibe (altough your lore is most probably very dark someway)

Flags with eagles

Your nation could be literally anything due to the overrated use of eagles as national animals, goddamn Americans are too good making their kids so patriotic

Scientific/technocratic flags

“Politics? NOT IN MY NATION” *prepares cool scientific shotgun*

“Sir I just asked for a cappuc-“ *gets f*cking shot*

circular flags

Now tell me, how on earth can I fly that flag? Man with all the shapes In the world you really had to go with a goofy ah aerial representation of a cake?

GIF flags

Ooooh can we be friends :D

hexagonal flags

Actually nvm, you will go to hell next to Nepal’s flag

Pan Arabian flags

“Sooo….. what’s your opinion about israe-“ *dies*

Israeli flags

“Sooo….. what’s your opinion about pales- *(will) maybe die*

”two states solution” flag

People hate you for absolutely no reason, and will continue to do so because they are stupid

flag with flowers

You are either trying to be a wholesome nation (with a remarkabe low success in doing so), or are just an hippy, (you could also be both depending on how weird the flag looks)

flags With K-pop idols

Your taste in everything is hateable but your personality isn’t (oddly enough), so We are all waiting for you to make a bad post which will finally give us a proper excuse in bullying you

Whatever this is

You are weird and people don’t know what to say when you are around, but you also have some good ideas from time to time

British standard (union jack)

You are probably a very pragmatic and liberal nation, with a cool/epic vibe, you are basically the U.S. of your weird fictional universe

if you wanna add a new category give an upvote to the factbook and contact me!

The categories are now permanently over, it has been an honor receiving all these upvotes but now my telegram infobox is a complete mess, thanks to everyone for supporting me :D

Settentrionalia

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