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The Yours Sincerely of Atolls of Scodalek.
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STATEMENT OF THE WEEK: "Green the curse for everything"BREAKING NEWS
Atolls of Scodalek application has been accepted by the World Assembly.
TOP NEWS STORY
As the official announcement from the SDC stating that Ttocs had been announced as Atolls of Scodalek capital city. Many of the nation’s citizens are celebrating the choice but as always you cannot please everyone. Michael Farquhar representative for “Bookarest Da Best” Says “why is it we always miss out. Just because Ttocs is more well-known it gets chosen? Look as us we are the biggest city in the nation and centrally located. We should have been picked”.
OTHER NEWS
Rumours swirl after a leaked SDC document surfaced of what shows to be the Air Scoda receiving more government funding that our own air force. The 140 page document shows all sorts of funding to help the cash strapped airline from aircraft maintenance to first class luxuries for passengers. Air Scoda CEO Donna Bliss came out and category denied the document "We here at Air Scoda have not and are not receiving government funding. We are a capable airline and this so called Document is nothing but a hoax and tabloid fake news that we all strongly condemn and deny every one of these points."
SPORT NEWS
The first round of the Boardroom table tennis event concluded yesterday at the 18th floor of the Ray Ray towers in LeClair. As predicted the cold and gusty air conditioning on the notorious floor contributed to a few upsets. Most notably number 3 seed Phil Spirax was defeated by 61st seed Kody Epson two games to one, line score: 21-18, 16-21, 22-20* (*EG)
WEATHER
Hot humid, late Thunderstorms
15-35 degrees
77% chance of rainfall
Winds NNE 9km
